HAMMER HIM

YESSSSS SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA!

✨Loaf Gavin✨? Purr-haps???

((Purr-etty please?))

(politely hypnotizes you with cat puns)

He has one little brain cell in there

Hehe scaredy cat

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade

HAMMER THE BASTARD (affectionately)

:D

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Alright. I have one question, if Twisted Suitor were to encounter a twisted of the holiday toons, how bad would the imminent mental breakdown be? Because then in Twisted Suitor's worldview, that means they're thieves. But he also grew attached to some of 'thieves'.

It'd be a mental breakdown fueled by pure anger from being "lied to". And we've seen what happens when Twisted Suitor gets angry....

ASK BOX IS OPEN FOLKS! GO NUTS!

Edit: Asks centered around ocs have been moved to my sideblog

https://www.tumblr.com/askrandomfandomocs

Go ask questions about them there!

Ah yes, dear sweet precious Twisted Vanity. Now all that's left i-

HEY! DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO HIM! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ALL! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE, THE CELL IS LOCKED!

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade hi again bestie

Rusty

Ahem.

New child? Vanity copy? Would they get along or hate each other? How will T.Glisten stop this one from getting them caught during sneaky night time?

... May we please see the child?

Hehehe

Sorry to say Jolly, but you were just a couple minutes late on asking first!

But more important matters!

TWISTED VANITY!!!

She's not technically a copy of her counterpart! There was actually an astronomically low chance of her looking so similar, but, fate is a cruel, ironic bastard.

Both Vanitys would have a very positive relationship; actually, they're close friends and (since regular Vanity is technically older) Twisted Vanity sees her as a role model!

I'll be honest I don't know how Glisten would keep her in check, she is (courtesy of her other dad) a feral little goblin of a child. Especially since she inherited Twisted Glisten's speed, she zips around quite fast.

And last but definitely not least; ✨THE CHILD✨

Fun fact; her parents thought she wouldn't be able to properly speak when she was younger because she only really made more animalistic noises, they were also worried she wasn't sane in the same way they were because of her eye color.

She proved them wrong in both aspects, she just didn't start properly babbling until she was about two, then quickly got a hang of speech. And she was mostly civilized, though she usually bit first and asked questions later, having a bad habit of chewing on practically everything.

@cyanidefoxo

I gift you the reason why Milady can't have sugar. Ignore the doodle of Milady in the corner walking and the spelling errors I was in a rush.

@fizzyboy

I've been seeing a whole shit ton of Dandys Wasteland OCs, but all of them are toons. What about blots? Allow me to fix that!

This is Milady (I would put "Milady" in Lucille, but the text doesn't let me do that without changing the entire thing) She's a Maiden Blot, if it wasn't obvious from her appearance alone. She's a very incredible, rare blot, because she doesn't have a matching Gentleman blot. Now, lore-wise, this wouldn't make sense, but what I think is that sometimes, a blot would have trouble evolving to the next form and remain in the same form. This is exactly what happened to her Gentleman blot. Embarrassed, the Gentleman blot ran away, leaving Milady to fend for herself. She wanders about the wasteland and eventually finds the "Suffering Together" gang and just starts following them for some apparent reason. Now, Milady is very...indecisive in a way. She's like a cat in a way. She could be clinging onto you 24/7 one moment, the next she could be 0.1 seconds away from ending you if you breathe too close to her, since she technically doesn't need to 'mourn' in order to actually fight or use her whole spike thing. She wants to be independent, but she also wants to be revered and treated like a princess or royalty. She acts a specific way for each member of the "Suffering Together" Gang as well. For Poppy: Milady acts very neutral, occasionally trying to wrangle Poppy's premium pop bottle out of her hands so she can try it. This never works out, and Poppy always gets the bottle before Milady can get it. For Boxton: Yet again, very neutral with him. Maybe a little more protective in crowded situations, but she doesn't really do much with him, minus Boxton sometimes giving Milady his wrench so she can go break some ankles. For Shrimpo: Now this is where things get interesting. Milady sees Shrimpo as her main protector, her bodyguard if you will. Which means. She's all over him damn near constantly. Which means Shrimpo just. Deals with her. It's draining, and he hated it for the first few times. Eventually, he's learned to deal with her and the constant babysitting he has to do. Out of everyone in the group, Shrimpo knows what to say and do to get her to calm down and stop throwing a fit.

Toxic yaoi for the dead end AU?

Sorry anon, not yet!

I didn't expect someone to immediately ask me about the yaoi, but hey I did say my ask box was open!

I need to add and redesign a shit ton of things for the yaoi to even make sense in the hypothetical canonicity I've given the yaoi. Just know the yaoi does involve your friendly goofy ink drop!

@fizzyboy

Yeah what I've been doing recently lol