0nionsronion - Onion

so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

"I want to be a dragon."

i think there should be a game show where im the first ep someone gets all of their ex’s into a ring and they street fight it out until only one is left. the one who remains will get a shot at redemption and has to spend like ten episodes doing intensive therapy exercises.

kinda like tool academy tbh

instead of beating the dead horse of ellen, i vote heather shaw to be the new evil lesbian comedian

here’s a retrospective stoned blerb about the minecraft movie (spoiler free):

honestly, it was okay. i liked how they really highlighted the importance of breaking standards and being creative in a society that punishes it, and how “gold” is what kills the spark for art. i thought the humour was stupid, but stupid enough to where i could laugh at/appreciate it. jack black was great as per usual. jennifer coolidge felt out of place and random but i thought her character was funny so i wasn’t necessarily mad at it. the cgi wasn’t phenomenal, but what can you expect from minecraft irl, i suppose. it could have been a lot worse. i liked the baby villagers. i thought the references were fun and it felt really nice to be apart of the audience. the plot was basically jumanji, but once again what can you expect. the pacing sucked ass, it was relatively hard to follow and it felt like a lot of conflict got solved in the most convenient ways possible. there were a lot of scenes that felt like they didn’t belong, or like they were in the wrong place. as far as game accuracy goes, there were moments where it was completely thrown out the window and times where they did it really well.

overall, i think it could have been better but i’m glad we got what we did. i wasn’t planning on watching the movie at all, but i’m glad my friends had an extra ticket so i could have the chance to see what it was all about. i think seeing it in theatres is what really made the movie for me, i’m not sure if i’d watch it on my own time.

my biggest issue is that jennifer coolidge didn’t play every villager.

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

The haters are trying to put a cup over me