Hugely Disappointed To Learn What A Baby Changing Station Actually Is. I Thought I Was Getting A New

just wanted all 8 of you who liked this to know that me and my best friend still say “is your peenie long” because of this

idk if this is actually funny or not but my target audience (me) was reached so thats all that matters

okay so what the fuck

i’m so ashamed to admit i haven’t watched episode 4 yet but i’m getting to it now before the new ep

my gf is super romantic and good with words and i am not so our conversations are pretty much just

“you are my moon and stars”

“im gonna shart”

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

BETHANY WHERE ARE YOU

BETHANY COME BACK PLEASE

while I do have some mixed feelings about yingdu I think some people are being wayyy to harsh like. this is a setup arc. yingdu exists to set up season three. we're still too early to know how much of what we are being told is the truth and how much are lies, and still too early to really determine what are plot holes and what arent. this season was basically sold as an appetizer while we wait for s3 and in general it was still a lot of fun!

sometimes when i talk about AI it feels like this is what the conversation is like:

person A: hey. did you hear theres a mythical giant drinking the ocean through a straw? look, it’s crazy.

person B: well, i dunno. the giants already there, so we may as well just learn how to cope with it.

person C: i disagree, actually. the giant is good for humanity and will solve cancer!

person D: well i think all of you are extreme. what we do is divide the ocean in half. that way the giant can continue stealing our water and we might be able to survive for a few more decades.

person A: why don’t we just stop the giant from drinking our water?

person B: well then what would happen to the giant? how are you personally gonna stop the giant?

person C: well i don’t think thats fair. the giant has a lot of good qualities that people tend to overlook just because he’s drinking the ocean.

person A: holy fuck guys there’s a second giant and they’re implementing laws so we can’t take their straws away

person D: this is so amazing for the giants! (:

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

i really appreciate how we all saw vein and immediately went “oh yeah this mf bites”