TALES OF THE JEDI | ON DISNEY+ OCTOBER 26TH, 2022 #TALES OF THE JEDI OFFICIAL TRAILER??? #I WAS NOT PREPARED

Jesse is telling a funny story and Kix is making faces behind his shoulder to go with it, so yeah, Hardcase is dying. Even the harsher trainings hadn't made his abs hurt as much.

bad star wars oc idea: a sith who finds out that the jedi think falling to the dark side shows weakness, and gets so pissed off that they insist on returning to the light solely to prove they can

*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*

Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…

Rex: ExCuSe YOu.

Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that. 

Cody: …

Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…

*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*

Cody: …

Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?

Cody: …

Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.

Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii. 

Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.

Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.

Bly:  ExCuSe YOu?

Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.

*five minutes later*

Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem. 

Bly: You mean, we do?

Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant. 

Bly: …

Wolffe: …

Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?

I was just talking with a friend, and explaining why I adore the clones so much, so I thought I'd yell my love into the Tumblr void, as well.

They're so fascinating to me because, as children, they're treated as interchangeable parts, conditioned to believe that they don't matter as individuals. But despite that, they develop (depending on your adherence to canon, Legends, or whatever) their own culture and very distinct personalities.

They're generally so brave and selfless, which I imagine you can partly chalk up to the awful conditioning they were subjected to, but I also like to think that their closeness growing up fostered genuine concern for the welfare of others.

I could cry until the end of time over some of them getting the chance to learn that they possess their own inherent value, outside of their usefulness to the Republic and ultimately Sidious.

All of my favorite stories focus on the clones' agency and individuality, despite much of the Galaxy (not the Jedi, of course!) treating them as expendable pawns.

And then you add their age into it and I turn into a puddle on the floor. T_T When it comes to life experience, they've had so little, and even if you just look at their biological ages of 20-26-ish throughout the war, they're so young. I'm 39, and the thought of these poor kids going through all the hardships they face is too much for my heart.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I have become the author that only updates every few months then disappears into the void again... I’m so sorry

headcanon: Wolffe is even worse than Plo about adopting things, he’s just much better at hiding it

Waxer and Numa being ADORABLE

Canonically the public loved and supported the clones and wanted them to be treated like real people so like………..betcha they made action figures………

STAR WARS TRANSFORMERS CLONE COMMANDER CODY TURBO TANK ACTION FIGURE

TURBO TANK

$77.95