New Postal 3 Dude Body Pillow Has A European Badger

TRICHTILLOMANIA RELAPSES ARE SUCH A SLIPPERY SLOPE SOMEBODY TAKE MY HANDS AWAY@@!!!!

unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too

MY WIFE IS SOFT AND I LIKE HER /REF

THE REAL LIFE POSTAL DUDE IS FIGHTING THE FLU GERMS IN MY BODY!!!!

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

AS A SOCIETY WE ARE MUCH TOO WILLING TO SETTLE FOR THE WORST INSTEAD OF STRIVING TO BE OUR BEST BECAUSE IT IS EASIER AND MORE COMFORTABLE.

LIFE IS ABOUT EXPERIENCES AND LEARNING. WE SIMPLY CANNOT ACHIEVE THAT BY STAYING IN PLACE.

UNEMPLOYMENT FINAL BOSS

[i can imagine anything guy voice] i can make anyone objectum.