MR KRABS ITS GETTING SOO LOUD

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

You don't need a college degree to figure this out, this is like a basic understanding of materialism

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

some of y’all cherish loneliness and being alone and privacy a lil too much...let ppl in..have some fun connecting with others. you find who u are in ur interactions with other people

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches