The Concept Of "spyware" Has Disappeared From The Common Internet Lingo After It Became The Case That

NEVER LISTEN 2 THA EVIL VOICE IN UR HEAD TELLING U 2 BE USEFUL !!!!!!!!! SLACK OFF JACK OFF KILL YOURSELF #THEGRIND

this can be so fire

THIS CAN BE SO FIRE

I WIFED THAT BITCH UP TODAY

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

anxious when i'm late cause it makes me look sloppy and anxious when I'm on time because it makes me look overeager. do you get me

I WANT HER SO BAD

Every once in a while I'll see a post about Bones having a bad bedside manner, but I don't think that's true. He only had a bad beside manner when he was dealing with idiots, it wasn't his fault that Kirk and Spock fall into that category