Go To Settings > Dashboard > Interface And Turn On Show Timestamps. Please. Do This For Me I'm Begging

OH GOODY. THE BIRD IS HERE.

Zombie explosion fire blood gore fire fire fire weapon fire fire fire leather fire fire fire wizards skeletons evil bugs cursed jewelry fire fire fire crickets zombie zombie zombie dungeon

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

THE REAL LIFE POSTAL DUDE IS FIGHTING THE FLU GERMS IN MY BODY!!!!

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just keep trucking per usual 💯💯💯

In a toxic polycule with an unexplained throbbing pain in my hip and the bird demon that watches me sleep

I AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO CLICKBAIT.