* (Oh, These Parentheses I Keep Opening?

NO.. SIGH.. THEY AREN'T READY..

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

this can be so fire

THIS CAN BE SO FIRE

“He viewed his own mentality as grotesque but useful, like a chair made of antlers.”

— Thomas Harris, Red Dragon (via bluebeardsbride)

I HAVE TO PEE

DON'T PUT YOUR TRIGGERS AND/OR PHOBIAS IN YOUR WEBSITES/PINNED POSTS/BIOS/ETC. FOR EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET TO SEE. ONLY TRUSTED PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT INFORMATION, NOT THE WHOLE INTERNET. YOU WILL GET HURT!!! MEAN PEOPLE WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!!!

THE REAL LIFE POSTAL DUDE IS FIGHTING THE FLU GERMS IN MY BODY!!!!

TRICHTILLOMANIA RELAPSES ARE SUCH A SLIPPERY SLOPE SOMEBODY TAKE MY HANDS AWAY@@!!!!

unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too

Come on guys, afraid you'll like it?