What’s Your Deepest Kink?

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

when i see someone ship jegulus, i just know they serve cunt. like i just know they do. that’s why jegulus shippers get so much hate, because people who don’t serve cunt cannot handle people that do.

On Parallels

Harry and Regulus have a surprising amount of things in common, most often noted is how they both left school at 17 to destroy Horocrux's.

However my favorite thing is how they both disappointed Sirius by not being James.

Regulus: what are you 5?

James [snorts] : yeah, 5 heads taller than you

Regulus:

James:

James: babe wait no babe I'm sorry bABE-

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October 31st, 1981.