Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.
Evan: You broke into my house.
- - -
Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:
Evan, walking into the kitchen:
Barty:
Evan:
Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.
Evan: We can work on that.
Evan: Stop breaking into my house!
Regulus: what are you 5?
James [snorts] : yeah, 5 heads taller than you
Regulus:
James:
James: babe wait no babe I'm sorry bABE-
Harry Potter is me on my birthday and most of the days
My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point
so according to diodorus, the first hero cult to herakles was established by menoetius of opus. they'd been on adventures together, and after herakles died it was menoetius who insisted that he should be worshiped like a god from then on.
imagine patroclus going through life known as the son of that guy who's reallllllly intense about herakles
Are you okay, babe? You haven't talked about Regulus Black in a while.
Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!