Sean doing what he does best
I really wish tumblr’s gif quality wasn’t so awful
I am crying this is legendary
I felt like this had to be made
@anti-support-group @chase-brody-protection-squad @schneeplestein-support-squad @ego-protection-squad @jacksepticeye-protection-squad
Another Binaural Audio - Listen With Headphones
Credit goes to @nuclearsugarbomb for the original audio mashup, I mixed it together into this chilling mess. The transcript is here, just close your eyes in a dark room and listen as Anti gets right up in your personal space.
POST THE SHY MARK TIKTOK PLS
So much detail, beautiful
Artist: Xi Zhang Title: Collections “hobby” Wonderful drawing…
“Since more people now then ever are stuck at home and nothing to do and I’m not uploading as much as I normally do. I’m gonna open up my discord again.” Jacksepticeye’s Instagram Stories, March 14th 2020. :)
I want to bed Thor!
I'm Thor after last night.
Take my clothes off?!
I'm not your prostitute!
I could be if you paid me well.
Ding ding ding top of morning!
It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!
Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.
Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!
I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.
Who hurt you monster?
We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.
I have a lot of power
"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.
*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune
You don't know how strong I am.
This is more like a man cupcake.
I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.
How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!
My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!
Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*
"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.
Is this your card? No? Fuck!
That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.
I am sound personified.
Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.
We already live in Minecraft.
What's all your blood types right now?
Let's fuck shit up!
Chris Bearfield
I wasn't even posing!
"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?
I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.
I expect child support in the mail (for anti)
I'm down for free shit.
Do I dislike Canada?
If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.
I'm a little bloated, ya know?
Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!
The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.
I'm Ravenclaw.
Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?
I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.
Charmander.
You're wrong pin stealer.
You could have been a triple titted gymnast.
"No there's two more" fuck.
Oohh dicks.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
No, you're breathtaking
Bold of you to assume
I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.
A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)
"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.
I will saute your bread anyday.
Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.
Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.
me watching the end of jjs jolly haunts