Alien Pulling Your Sleeve To Get Your Attention: And Who Is This Cunt You All Serve

— from Little Weirds, Jenny Slate

The fact that it was Chloe who kept William’s camera and not Joyce while Joyce did take pictures and Chloe admitted she never used it makes me wonder if she had wanted to keep it not only because it reminded her of her dad but also because it reminded her of Max

when youre being drawn as the character you were inspired by

we got DADDY ISSUES (Jason), DADDY ISSUES (Piper), CHAOS JUNKIE (Leo), MOMMY ISSUES (Hazel), MORE DADDY ISSUES (Annabeth), OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE ISSUES (Percy) and YOU...you seem kind of weirdly self-actualized, as far as I can tell (Frank)

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This + blonde fluffy hair and some random mental illness = exactly my type

"but he looks like a junkie, he has messy hair, he's pale, has a big nose and the only good thing abt him is that he's tall and has a good style" where are the flaws??

why has everyone just decided to disregard everything that makes percy interesting?

we are always begging for a main character who is given a life outside of being a main character and then we were given percy jackson, a demigod in the summer, saving the world and looking good doing it, but is also just a kid.

he skateboards and collects them, he listens to punk rock and alternative rock (are they the same thing or is punk rock a sub-genre?) but doesn't dress 'alt' (like thalia) and has anger issues and has been kicked out of multiple schools for said anger issues, some of them being (court-ordered) military schools.

he also has problems with authorities who abuse their power (gabe, the gods, the nypd etc.) and will not hesitate to call you out on your bullshit no matter how powerful and important and feared you are.

but he has morals and doesn't do things without reason. he has a level of maturity and integrity that isn't even present in most adults. he is really smart and gets better grades than annabeth, and is the most considerate person you will ever meet. he is humble and never tries to be the center of attention.

he's not the most optimistic person in the entire world, but he tries to find reasons to be happy in really crappy situations (when they were traversing Tartarus and he was so happy that annabeth was with him that he started smiling).

he is always grateful for everything he has and tries to show genuine interest in all the things that interest his loved ones, even if they bore him to death (like annabeth with her architecture).

and we completely erase that for some reason to make him nothing but 'annabeth chases' boyfriend,' and, well he is her boyfriend, and he's very proud of that fact, but he is his own person as well.

people get really mad when we erase all of annabeth's character to make her nothing more than percy jacksons' girlfriend but we do it to percy all the time.

Reading through an anti Annabeth/anti percabeth post is just an exercise in saying “she was 12. she was 14. that’s her fatal flaw. you’ve misread the book for children. you’ve misremembered thing. cite your sources. you don’t know what a toxic relationship is” over and over.