Jonathan Joss Comedian And Actor Has Been Murdered

i said i was a fan of lando…. i never said i was a lando fan….

if i was president of the fia i would require teammates to do a good luck kiss with tongue before every race

I HATE THE PANTHERS ‼️

i hope the entire tkachuk family rots in hell. fucking disgraceful family.

yk the stress is bad when i’m doing my homework to calm down

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goodnight lb. sleep tight, remember the wise words

“why you so mad. it’s only game”

i’m going to read that one knies fic that’s been at the top of matthew knies x reader for forever and then i’m gonna find the saddest woll fic and read that.

was fun while it lasted 🫡

anyway so the Florida Panthers are very much allowed and even encouraged to injure opponents because they're lightly at best penalized for it - you know, routine penalties that were actually targeted hits on soft spots like heads - and when the opponent's goalie is vomiting over the bench after getting a head hit all you gotta do is shrug and move on because fuck you didn't even get a call for that, what the hell do it to the next goalie too

tower fics are so back baby

can we like score or smth man... or kill the panthers