The Prince Of The Far, Far Away Land Wanted To Marry The Princess, But She Rejected Him. As A Punishment

Pretty sure this is my first non-reblog post on this account. Are any of my current followers actual humans lol?

For ostara, we were visited by a lovely female sharp-shinned hawk.

I mean. I'm just saying. There are already ghost-type pokémon that eat human souls, so really I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out some Pokemon ate the flesh too. Also, humans totally eat pokemon, and pokémon totally eat each other. Check out this curry that looks suspiciously like Kingler:

are pokemon carnivorous?

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

i’m putting together a little list of the short creative writing i’ve written for tumblr. so far i’ve got: april fool’s door saga, Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff, clown meat deli dream, tupperware dream, grinch x tony the tiger fic, scuba horror story, cabin in the words horror story, atheist afterlife, Arcady the Vampire, and my tip jar if you enjoy my writing and want more. am i forgetting anything?

I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.

Can't wait for the next one! These are great 👍

just watching him

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