ENFP: They actually crave schedules and structure like nobodies business, if and only if it revolves around their passions.
INFP: The “manic pixie dream girl” stigma is so wrong. 90% of them are more along the lines of “embittered memelords” with a splash of off-beat and sensible fashion.
INTP: They’re actually excellent in social situations that they throw themselves into. Your odd aggressiveness and shouting is amusing and weirdly charismatic.
ENTP: You’ll have to murder them a thousand times before they’ll admit that they actually DO crave harmony and peace more than chaos; Debate and verbal jousting (and memes) is just their way of getting there.
ENFJ: The worst time management skills. Worse than all of the P’s put together, bar none. You got stars in your eyes and not a single “no” in your throats and it often leaves you ragged busybodies from over committing yourselves.
INFJ: Despite their ‘mysterious and secretive nature’ stigma, if you engage them in a deep conversation about their passions, 9 times out of 10 they will splay their soul to you even though you met 5 minutes ago at a college party.
ISFJ: They’re known for being the kindly, grandmotherly type that just wants the best for their friends, but the flip side is they’re all basic bitches that secretly crave being a tool. They’re usually just too nice to go Full Douche™, praise the Lord.
ESFJ: Despite being known as the social butterfly who can grace any situation, they’ll 100% ask you a thousand clarifying questions about something arbitrary and still act like you’re the weird one.
ESTJ: Weirdly enough, more often than not, they’re one of the most socially graceful and self-aware people in the room. That, or they’re utterly cringeworthy. Not really any in between. Just don’t get them started on politics (I’m begging you).
ISTJ: Despite the ‘emotionless Traditionalist™ robot’ stigma, although they can’t offer consistent emotional output, all of the ones I’ve met are some of the most emotionally stable, mature, and available people I’ve ever met.
ENTJ: Your responsible, efficient, and commanding CEO of a friend is actually the biggest procrastinator in the game, bar none. It’s hidden under a few hundred layers of self-confidence, but they need the stress of the last minute to feel anything in this world.
INTJ: Massive internal war between fearless, emotionless sociopathy, and caring so deeply for a select few people that they’d give up every ambition to follow them to the ends of the earth without a single plan. TL;DR, their black and icy hearts are secretly hearts of gold and they absolutely abhor that about themselves.
ESFP: Your favorite quick-talking, loud-mouthed, social explosion with all the friends is probably pretty lonely on the inside. Almost every ESFP I’ve met has huge commitment issues (big and pretty accurate stereotype), but few people realize it usually comes from self-knowledge of their sporadic nature, and they keep people at an emotional distance as a result, so they don’t end up getting hurt. Advice: letting people in and trying to make it work is infinitely better than loneliness in a crowd.
ISFP: The EXTJ’s WISH they could be as soul-crushingly terrifying as your favorite superwholockian, equestrian painter friend when somebody’s crossed their family or friends.
ESTP: The “sex, drugs, drinking, and more sex” cliche with ESTP’s is so dumb because literally every ESTP I know doesn’t care about alcohol or sex more than any other person I’ve met, but they ARE infinitely more obsessed with ultimate frisbee and bridge jumping.
ISTP: The calm, rational, logical side of Ti is thrown completely out of the driver’s side window when they’re behind the wheel, because these hoes have the worst road rage I’ve ever seen, without exception.
In case anyone is unsure about what skin type they are, here’s an easy test to help you out!
This mens button down shirt that Carrie wore as a dress right after she fell in the duck pond with Big was so effortlessly sexy
A Glimpse of You by Allekha | G | Yuuri/Victor | 9k
Yuuri is ten when he first feels the connection to his soulmate, twelve when he gets to find out who is on the other end. Victor is nice and has a dog and skates more beautifully than anyone. Yuuri likes talking with him through their connection, but he also badly wants to meet him.
A Voice in the Distance by torikabori | T | Yuuri/Victor | 17k WIP
In which a soulmate connection has three parts: a shared heartbeat, some secondhand emotions, and a sense of when your soulmate is looking at you.
Each has its inconveniences– especially when one half of the pair is famous, the other has anxiety, and they’re born several timezones apart.
across our skin by thishasbeencary | T | Yuuri/Victor | 4k
When you’re born, you have the first words your soulmate says to you on your arm. When they say them to you, they turn red and you get another set of words that change your relationship with your soulmate. Viktor’s first set is in Japanese and he doesn’t understand, but the second is “Be my coach, Viktor”.
He has the second set for 10 years before he finally hears them.
All That I’ve Got by MadamRed | T | Yuuri/Victor | 11k
Once you meet the person you’re destined to be with for life, and the more you interact with them, your soulmate’s favourite thing about you starts appearing somewhere on your body, as if you were, very slowly, getting a tattoo.
But not everyone is lucky when it comes to timing. Viktor Nikiforov, for example, started getting his mark at 17. It appeared on his foot of all places; a burning sensation that made him miss a jump during a competition.
everything that’s silver is not gold by SassySalchow (diedreachin) | M | Yuuri/Victor | 11k
Viktor’s soulmark starts to grow when he’s 25 and researching his competitors for the upcoming Grand Prix Final, and spends the Sochi Olympics trying to figure out who his soulmate is, just to get it wrong.
And then he gets it right.
Turns out, figuring out the who was just the beginning.
Future Self by fishydip | G | Yuuri/Victor | 5k
Soulmates AU where one day, at random you wake up in your own body, except in the future after you have already met and fallen in love with your soulmate. you get a random amount of time to spend as your future self to learn more about them.
Viktor’s experience meeting his soulmate is heartwarming and overwhelming Yuuri’s experience meeting his soulmate is confusing but ultimately he’s happy
Happiest Moments by purpleeyesandbowties | T | Yuuri/Victor | 4k
“The Rostelecom Cup is the day after my birthday,” Yuuri said. “Okay?” Phichit said, sounding confused. “The day after my twenty-first birthday,” he finished. “Oh, shit.” Yuuri nodded. “Oh, shit.”
I’ve Known You Forever by AKAuthor | T | Yuuri/Victor | 2k WIP
Soulmates experience little bits of pointless information about the other throughout their lives. Yuuri unknowingly learns about Viktor’s ability to walk into glass doors. Viktor learns about Yuuri’s history of falling into pools -and then they start a life together.
Soulmate AU in which you learn vague bits of information about your soulmate throughout your life.
Marks by Drfanfare | NR | Yuuri/Victor | 18k WIP
Soulmate AU Where whatever is written on you appears on your soulmates skin. This is based on the fic “Unwritten” by Kaizuka.
Viktor spent much of his early years waiting for ink to appear on his skin, signaling the existence of his soulmate. When it didn’t come, he threw himself into his skating. But with the pressure to succeed, it becomes harder to do it alone.
my name is viktor nikiforov by thishasbeencary | T | Yuuri/Victor | 5k
Soulmates are telepathically linked to each other, but can only hear the other’s thoughts when they’re in close proximity. Viktor Nikiforov’s soulmate isn’t Russian, but Japanese, and he can’t understand a single word that they think. Other than his name.
Names by DefiantDreams | T | Yuuri/Victor | 6k
Yuuri has five Names.
One on his nape: พิชิต
Another going down his left side: ソラ
One underneath his right pectoral: Acel
Another on the sole of his right foot: Юрий
And his personal favorite: Виктор, right at the curve of his left hip.
[Do we really only have one, singular soulmate? Out of 7.2 billion people in the world, how can there only be one person for you? No, instead, there are several people who are right for you at any given time and in many different ways, and there are some who are just more right for you than others.
A trilogy on worlds where soulmate identifiers change, worlds where people have multiple soulmate identifiers and worlds where soulmate marks change as you do.]
Need It the Most by rougeandtonic | T | Yuuri/Victor | 5k
In which Victor and Yuuri switch places right before the Sochi GPF free skate.
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Victor had never thought he would be desperate enough for his soul to call out so strongly to its mate that they literally switched bodies.
But, apparently, he is.
And, whoever this Japanese skater is whose soul had called back out to Victor’s, Victor is going to love him and take care of him and give him everything he deserves.
Starting with the skating he deserves.
On Love: Soulmates by Oliver_966 | T | Yuuri/Victor | 29k
In this world everyone has a soulmate, and everyone has their soulmates name printed on their wrists either from birth, or from the moment their soulmate is born. Everyone’s soulmates name changes colors to tell their soulmate how they’re feeling.
Everyone is destined to meet their soulmate, although not everyone does.
Yuuri is sure that unless he can get on the podium and be Victors equal, he will never truly meet his soulmate, as Victor is so much more important than him.
At least that’s what he thinks.
Spoilers by domokunrainbowkinz | G | Yuuri/Victor | 1k
In a world where the first words your soulmate says to you is on your arm, Yuuri has spoilers to the biggest character death of the decade.
Switch With Me by Aykimra | T | Yuuri/Victor | 21k
In a world where people switch consciousnesses with their soulmates, Yuuri doesn’t experience his first switch until he is eighteen. He is very surprised to discover who’s body he ends up in.
The Switch by BoredPerson69 | T | Yuuri/Victor | 5k
The Switch was a true mystery to science. Nobody knew how or why it happened, it just did.
Soulmate AU where Viktor switches bodies with his future self after years of believing he didn’t have a soulmate.
Written by dreameh | T | Yuuri/Victor | 2k WIP
Nearly everybody is born with a soulmate. A person and their soulmate can write on their body anywhere and have it on their other half’s body in the exact same spot.
This is the story of Katsuki Yuuri and his soulmate, who doesn’t even know of his existence until he had almost given up all hope of finding his other half.
Credits to @lovingtaeonmain on Twitter
I practically flunked my exams. I failed my dad my teachers and my fucking self. I barely had 50% on one of my exams. And I thought I was going to medical school. Fat chance smh. Idk if Im going to even pass my easiest choice. 4 fucking years of my life wasted. And on what? Studying the last minute ,ao3, movies and what not. I always thought I could be anything I wanted to, but lets face it ,Im a stupid piece of shit. Like a lot of people I was a great student in my middle school. And this thought of false brilliance I carried for 4 fucking years until this week. Im just a ordinary , mediocer dumbass. And do you know what the best part is? I didnt study and cried my ass off all year just to flunk , no I knew in the back of my head that i didnt start studying in time. But I didnt even bother because I aint in touch with reality. No, im just a empty meathy flesh.All my friends are getting in their colleges and Im the only one who failed,whos going to waste her life. Im sorry for this long retarded post but Im just a loser and a chump who isnt good for anything
Cittàgazze by Jeremy Paillotin
Here you go @dreaming-of-the-midnight-sun
I can’t stop imagining him being such sweetheart. ♥
I’ll think another with Inukimi for later.
Any recommendations for reunited SanSan fanfics? Preferably having their storylines twine back together after Sansa's experiences on the run with Petyr? No pref on book or show-centric. Thank you loves!
These Scars We Wear
Bones and Rubies
So long as I have this
One Happy Memory
Up Against the Winter Winds
Alyssa’s Tears
Watchdog
The Sword in the Darkness
The Vow of Silence
Winter, thy enemy, thy friend
Don’t Look Back
A Wedding in Winter
Fields of Gold
If Memory Serves Me Well
Past Was Such A Long Time Ago
Heavy
Winged Knights and their Favors
Ink & Roses
Burning Bridges
Darkest Before Dawn
The Maiden and the Stranger
What Dreams May Come
On The Safest Ledge
The Reward
Everything We Cherish Is in Ruin
Rendezvous in the Vale
Gods Grant Me the Serenity
Kissed by her own fire
Inked
my skin and lips tends to become extremely dry, dull and flaky in the winter months due to freezing weather and drying indoor heating, so here are some tips to help you guys out!
• moisturize!! seriously!! twice a day!!! this balances out oily/ dry patches of you skin, and will reduce inflammation if you have sensitive skin (like mee)
• you don’t need to exfoliate too often, i use my face scrub once a week (variable depending on your skin type), this boosts skin regeneration and makes product absorption better
• drinks loads of water, or green tea, or herbal teas, or warm water with lemon e.t.c whatever keeps you hydrated! it’s so easy to forget when you’re busy, so carry a water bottle wherever you go, and aim to drink all of it by the end of the day for example
• eat foods with high water-content, examples include strawberries, apples, oranges and veggies like celery and cucumber. an adequate diet will benefit your skin and well as ur physical health
• use organic, good-quality lip balm, ones like burt’s bees, pangea organics, the body shop will really help chapped lips
• remove dead skin from your lips by wetting them with luke-warm water, and scrubbing them dry with a towel. my friend said scru cream is a good exfoliater, but i haven’t tried it
• get enough sleep!! if you’re sleep-deprived, your body produces the stress hormone cortisol, which will stress out your skin, and cause inflammation