Ethel Cains Instagram Story. Yep.

DnD Bard who plays a sentient Otamatone

- The holder is physically unable to put it down

- Refuses to play a single song that’s actually appropriate to the setting

- Only sustained by hard liquor

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

fox mulder bubblegum bitch amv

attention seal jason fans

dick is an otter

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

Undercover

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image 1: Neal Caffrey, in a white unbuttoned suit jacket and pants, lounging in a semi enclosed booth surrounded by older men in suits holding drinks and looking at him entranced.

image 2: Peter Burke standing by a bar holding a drink in his right hand and looking off screen with a disgruntled expression, surrounded by couples and patrons at the bar.

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Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.