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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Dead boy detectives is just Edwin and the bad bitches he pulled by being weird and autistic.

what if I was slowly dying of internal bleeding and hypothermia and you stayed with me and read to me. Because you know I'm dying and you don't want me to be alone and scared (like you were). And what if I chose You, instead of heaven?

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

- watching poi

- shaw !! 😺

- COUSIN ???????

soulmates are cool and wtv but like imagine choosing to love someone not because some higher power made it destiny

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

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janelovessnake on ig

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing