One Of The Few Joys Left In Our Current Dystopia Is Watching Billionaires Ruin Their Own Fucking Lives

the simped is now the simper

Iv’e been into corpse husbands scary stories lately and his voice is really something 😌

I’m a sucker for deep voices and I imagine my future hubby to sound something like him 😂 I just like deep voices OK.

Any way...

Simp

Corpse husband x Popular! Reader

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Corpse was playing just an ordinary round of among us with the squad. And yet again He was imposter.

Everything went just as planned killing people left and right. Escaping nearly with the vents.

Until the conversation brought up Y/N deemed the most popular female internet star. With a YouTube account of 95.7 million followers. Next to PewDiePie.

He couldn’t control himself.

He’d never admit it but if their was anyone he would simp for it would be her.

“I love!! Y/N!! Her songs are my jam!!”

“Y/N the queen? Yes!”

Comments similar to that floated through the screen and into his ears.

He could join in the fangirling or keep quite.

His thoughts were broken by. . . “Hey corpse you should know Y/N right? She does similar music to your’s?”

Great

Now everyone’s attention would turn to him.

“Uh yeah I know her” his nervousness creeping up.

Everything would have GONE smoothly but pewds just had to speak.

“I can invite her to the lobby she’s playing”

And everyone went apeshit.

Screaming for him to invite her. “Jesus, I’m here to you guys” PewDiePie said to everyone.

“She’s coming in........now.”

A new character showed up in the seats.

‘Holy sh*t he was playing with the Y/N’

“Hey” her voice echoed through he headphones he was wearing.

“sh*t it’s actually Y/N”

“I’m a legit fan”

“I can’t-”

“This is to much”

“I thought you were kidding when you said you knew Y/N!”

“Why lie!? Gotta know my competition”

They were flying from comment to comment. He was about to pass out. To think he would meet although virtually Y/N out of all days.

“Everyone’s here then” she said once again. And he felt his soul leave once again.

“Uh Hey” he vroaght up the courage to speak.

“Woah, that voice tho”

Yeah he was gonna pass out soon.

“Oh yup that’s corpse”

“I know you, your the person my little sisters talk about. The #onlyhands thing on Twitter.”

Out of all the things she could talk to him about she had to bring up the work of his most thirsty fans.

So much for good impressions.

“Yeah that’s me”

YN

His voice really was something. Why not mess with it a little.

She decided she couldn’t play anymore. And told everyone she wouldn’t play, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t talk to them.

They all ‘awed’ and said goodbye with a few more words of encouragiment. Just before she left she said one more thing Purposely making her voice much more serious that before.

“I’m a sucker for deep voices”

she logged out.

It it was dead quite.

“Um corpse. you okay?”

He passed out.

Genshin Impact Masterlist

♥WHO YOU PRETEND I AM (Zhongli x fellow god! reader) (cw:  mentions of violence and blood, character death (not reader) and self-deprecating feelings)

SAGAU

♥TEYVAT’S WEILDER

(series, Rejected! God! Darling who has a strong connection with Teyvat)

Part 1 

Part 2 

Part 3

Part 4 

Part 5 

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

♥ THE CARESS OF FREEDOM (Venti x reader)

♥FREEDOM'S WINGS (Venti x reader part 2)

♥ THE FATED THREE (Consort! Zhongli, Ayaka and Diluc x reader)

♥ETERNALLY YOURS (Ei x reader)

♥THE BLAZE OF KINDNESS (Thoma x reader)

♥WHISPERS OF THE WIND (Kaedehara Kazuha x reader)

♥THE FIRSTBORN (imposter! albedo x reader)

♥SUBJECT 2 SAVING YOU  (imposter! albedo x reader) (cw: mention of injuries)

♥BEGGING FOR UNATTAINABLE FOTGIVENESS (Archons x reader) (cw: angst, slight mention of injuries)

♥TEYVAT’S WORSHIP HEADCANONS (+ KLEE HCS)

♥WARM AS THE ICE AND SNOW (Fatui villain au) (cw mention of injury, trauma)

♥The archons (+ Travelers) when someone insults their Creator

♥ MESSENGER OF THE STARS (word vomit exploring the relationship between Celestia and the Creator a bit)

♥ More about envoy of clestia

(+amazing art of the envoy)

♥OF GENTLE BREEZES AND TOUGH HEARTS (Xiao x reader) (cw: injury, blood)

♥OF WARM BREEZES AND SOFTENED HEARTS (Xiao x reader par 2)

♥ALWAYS FAITHFUL, THE ADEPTI (Xiao and Ganyu x reader)

♥IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE (Yanfei x reader)

Zhongli

series:

♥THE DRAGON, THE KNIGHT, THE LOVER  (Zhongli x reader)

♥REBORN FROM THE ASHES (Zhongli x reader)

♥THE HEART OF A DRAGON (Zhongli x reader)

♥AN UNWELCOME AMBUSH (Zhongli x reader)

♥ TAMING THE DRAGON (Zhongli x reader)

♥ THE DESIRES OF A DRAGON (Zhongli x reader) (NSF/T) (same au as the series)

♥ AFTERGLOW OF THE DRAGON (Zhongli x reader) (suggestive) (AU sidestory)

♥ A DIVINE GIFT (Zhongli x pregnant reader) (AU sidestory)

♥ COMFORT (Zhongli x AFAB reader on their period)

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if you’re seeing this, i want to remind you that you and everything you make and create, in every form and shape, is awesome :3

I need people to stop tagging their fanfic memes with fanfic tags cuz all I'm seeing at the top posts are memes complaining about y/n giving them second band embarrassment, Tumblr having too much smut and them crying about that one old fanfic they read that hasn't been updated since the 2010s.

I need more Heisenberg fluff pls ;-; I don't wanna be horny anymore

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu & Lady Maggie Robertson 🍷

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

Aww he looks amazing!!

“Excuse me, sweet angel!”

I saw this post of Finn and had to do my take on it! Finn is just my favorite and always makes me happy.

Bonus points if you can tell what flowers I used for the flower crown.

Finn belongs to @yuurivoice

Original outfit design and inspiration was by @artist-bby

Do NOT repost or recolor! Reblogs and likes are appreciated.

someone in my server pointed out that

hes kinda giving

so i did the unthinkable and

Corpse with pretty arms <33