I think we should call them the Tour-ies because they’re always swinging from one place to another and they fuck everyone along the way. And if you’re not rich and living in London they’ll do no good for you.
When you’ve been at work for four hours and then you look at the clock and you’ve (only) been at work for an hour and a half…
Walter Hartright was the original Himbo and I think Ben Hardy does it just fine
My talents include: not being able to look at a girl directly without planning our wedding.
When you think about it, the Oompa Loompas really were just the original Greek Tragedy.
‘39 ran so that Interstellar could walk.
Signs you’re the Friend friend:
1. You’re their friend
Wait what the fuck
WhatsApp is meant to be like “What’s Up”??