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Hi I’m her irl sister (we’re not actually related) and bestie. Please she has like bleventeen parents now. I don’t know how it keeps happening.

She has her actual parents. Kind of my parents. Three parents who I can’t name without permission but yea.

SHE’S EVEN ADOPTED MY YOUNGER SISTER AS HER LITTLE SISTER HOW-

I just learned that tumblr adoptions exist that is amazing- /pos

I was going to the bathroom in the grocery store the other day. Bathrooms were located along this long hallway with a storage room or something at the end.

As I walked down the hallway, I noticed the sound of country music. It only grew louder as I walked closer to the bathroom. Like extremely loud. After getting over my shock, I went to the bathroom.

While on the toilet, the music abruptly stopped. It was replaced with the sound yelling. I assume, the guitarist’s boss was yelling. I could only make out, “disturbing the whole store!” and “get back to work.”

We need justice for guitar dude.

I don’t care what anyone tells me. I will mix all of my favorite fandoms, characters, and ocs together.

Because it gives me serotonin. And I can bash Percy Jackson into anything at this point. Logical is illogical. Give me that serotonin.

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Tim, laying out a very detailed plan

Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!

Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days

Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage

Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'

Jason- What?

Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about

Jason- Uhh, like what

Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy

Jason- ...

Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work

Halloween!!!!

While I do agree with the Justice League being very concerned about this, I also think they deal with bs like this on the daily, so it could go something like this.

Bruce: I think it’s important for everyone here to know, Billy is with with Talia at Nanda Parbat right now.

Clark: Well, that’s not good. Is he okay?

Bruce: … Yes. Currently, Talia is training him in sword fighting. He has also seen some tigers.

Diana: GREAT! Talia is a skilled sword fighter. He’s lucky to be fighting alongside her.

Oliver: Diana no

Diana: Diana yes

Billy showing up to Nanda Parbat: Hey, I got told to meet my grandmother? What's that about-

Talia, picking Billy up and tucking him under her arm: Perfect, Jason has finally given me a grandson. Do you like swords and tigers?

Billy, about to be Spoiled™ for the next two weeks: Boy, do I!

I can’t resist:

STEM father Vs Humanities daughter

(They both have autism)

I love them so much. This fits them so well too.

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….