The Too Many Rembrandts Job + The Onion Headlines

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

Captive children found each other

this whole movie is fuckin wild i love it

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

Hey, hold it. Don’t be so hasty. Look, hear me out. Two words: Eliot signal.

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

Me a certified hypocrite judging moment after saying, "Don't worry, I won't judge."