Can We Please Talk Abt Their Friendship More Often Like ☹️☹️

✨presidential slut✨

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How many sides does a circle have?

Nya: zero?

Lloyd: define a side. My answer is one.

Nya: really? Define a side? How does a circle have one side?

Lloyd: it loops around.

Zane: A circle has no sides because it’s round. A side is defined by points like how a triangle has three therefore it has 3 sides.

Cole: No you’re all wrong. A circle has two sides. An inside and an outside.

Nya: what? What if it’s a closed circle?

Cole: I’m right either way!

Jay: no cole. You aren’t. If the circle has two sides that means a square has 8.

Cole: I’m not following.

Nya: *facepalms*

Kai: I agree with Lloyd! The circle has one side.

Jay: okay define a side, Kai.

Kai: A side is a straight line.

Jay: *crashes out* BUT ITS A CIRCLE! *draws a circle* WHERES THE STRAIGHT LINE??

(This was a conversation between my coworkers)

Harry minding his business then voldemort’s voice suddenly appears in his head:

Harry thinking about making out with Ginny then he remembers she is Ron’s sister:

Harry watching the triwizard champions getting selected thinking how he will be able to just chill for once then his name comes out of the goblet:

Harry enjoying his quidditch match then suddenly a dementor appears:

Harry casually walking down the hall with ron and hermione then he hears basilisk’s voice in the walls:

would u join her cult

I only just realised that he was biting his bottom lip

Just a small detail I noticed

From before jalice - James sirius x Harry Potter x Ginny potter angst

Ginny:*to Harry* James is still pretty upset, you should go to talk to him , it looks like he needs it

Harry walks over and sits across from James who puts his head down onto the table and groans

Harry: James , what’s wrong?

James: *groans*

Harry: James you know you can talk to me

James: *mumbles inaudibly*

Harry: sit up so I can hear you better

James: I said …. sighs she has a boyfriend

Harry knee immediately that James was taking about Alice.

James lead his head back down on the table.

Harry: let me guess… he’s an idiot

James: no that’s the bad thing , he’s fucking great and he likes her almost as much as me but the shittiest part is that it’s me he is asking advice from and I’m just thinking about how shit everything is and how fucking fucked up it’s all become and how fucking stupid I am for being such a fucking coward and if I had manned up a bit and asked her out a bit fucking earlier then none of this would’ve happened because I would have either started dating her or if maybe she didn’t like me back then at least I would know my place but she’s my best friend so I don’t want to be a dick about it because you know she deserves that world and shit but at the same time I want to be a dick because she should be with me and not mr fucking perfect!

Ginny sits next to James and pulls him into a hug : James sirius potter , what a pickle you have got yourself into over this.

She pulled him into her chest and James’ chest was moving up and down and his breathing was shaky indicating that he was crying. Ginny rubbed his hair

Harry: if you love her more than he does then she will see it too some day. You always date your forever in school, maybe you will find love somewhere else or maybe it will be Alice , in time . Your mum dated several guys before she got to me and yeah I got jealous I didn’t mind because as long as you are certain you love them they will know somewhen. And your a great guy James , anyone would be lucky to have you

James: *sits up and rubs his eyes dry with the sleeves of his hoodie , he gives a small smile to his parents and they saw his red nose and red puffy eyes but somehow he still managed to look handsome thanks guys * his breathing still slightly shaky * but aren’t we on our way to the burrow , where she will be….

James began playing with his hoodie strings

Ginny : if you want my advice , you just have to be a good friend , Fred will be there and he’s more than aware of the situation, you’ll get through this

James: this whole situation feels weirdly mature , he laughs

Ginny: because your growing up James

James : never!

A list of underrated and underused httyd duos:

Platonic Astrid & Eret - i feel like these two would be pretty good friends and Eret would probably have a special bond with Stormfly do that would bring them closer together. Also I may or may not enjoy the hiccup jealous of eret fics 🤭 I am by no means a THW hater but the fact we didn't get any of this duo was disappointing.

Platonic Astrid & Snotlout - Snotlout's Angels is one of my fave filler episodes of RTTE because it's cool to see them look at Snotlout's attitude to women, Astrid especially, and it was just overall hilarious. But I so wish we got more bonding between them. There is loads of Astrid and Snotlout moments in the show but it's mostly banter or comedy. I would've loved to see a bit with them turning to each other for comfort or something (the lack of this is probably why I'm writing a fanfic for it 🙃)

Hiccup & Tuffnut - the duo I didn't know I wanted until THW. There are loads of twins+Hiccup moments but I don't think there's many of just them (or maybe I've forgotten 🤷‍♀️). Just havin Tuffnut bring Hiccup's therapist and advisor whilst Hiccup rolls his eyes for the 100849th time. That's all, thank you.

Astrid & Valka - another one I hoped to have seen in THW. To be fair, there was a scene between them cut from the movie so at least they were planning on it. But I feel like they could've kept it in instead of the prolonged "Ruffnut thinks she's hot" bit. The haddock wives bonding over the haddock men. I know it fails the Bechdel test but eh. Although, I suppose they did get a scene together in the comics. Would've liked a nice personal convo between them tho.

Astrid & Ruffnut - I'm 99% sure there are no scenes of them together alone. They're the only two girls in the gang, I would've loved to seen some girl talk between them or just them slowly becoming better friends because Astrid seems closer with (obviously Hiccup) and maybe Fishlegs and Snotlout, even Tuffnut in an episode. But apart from Ruff having a go at her, there's no AstridxRuff duo. Unpopular opinion: I would've much preferred Astrid and Ruffnut together than Astrid and Heather.

Hiccup & Valka - this, again, is mostly directed towards THW. Hiccup and Valka have plenty of scenes and moments together but I wanted something in the aftermath of HTTYD 2. A lil angst even, if they could fit it in. Hiccup's mom came back after 20 years of absence, surely it's not as easy as just pretending it never happened and acting all normal. I feel like maybe this would've been better as a bit in the comics rather than the movie. Even just them grieving Stoick together. They didn't talk much in the third and I think that was a missed opportunity.

Astrid & Stoick - theres definitely moments for these characters, it's not non-existent. But I'm greedy, I would've wanted more. There's loads of fanart of Stoick being the biggest hiccstrid shipper, how cool would it have been to see that come to life a bit more.

This isn't a duo per say but just overall Dragon Swapping in general is something that would've been really cool to see. Like, Snotlout riding Stormfly? Astrid on Hookfang? Tuffnut on Toothless? These would've made for some pretty funny moments.

I am so so late to the fandom, I have no idea which jokes have already been made. Oh well, who cares, I´m having fun

this is still so funny to me