How Do You Think Valentine And Helio’s First Meeting Will Go? :>

I feel like when he’s older, Valentine has a manticore named Juno that he found on the side of the road. He thought she was miniature because she was a baby and he didn’t notice she was so big until she was already full grown because he’s stupid

Biblically accurate hari kurono height

Seeing people struggle to spell and pronounce Valentine’s first name is the funniest thing to me because it’s the reality for literally every Irish name ever

I love how the Kieran Valentine and specifically the Love Spell (Kieran x Spelldon) fandom has flourished in the past few years

Like I remember like 3 years ago looking on AO3 for fanfics and there were two. Only two fanfics, and one of them was in Spanish, and once I finished the English one, i went and put the Spanish one through an online translator so that I could read about kieran Valentine and his never-debuted witch crush

And now, as of December 26th, 2023, at 6 PM Eastern Standard, there are 27. More than 2 dozen. If you read one chapter of each a day, it would take you (yes I did the math) 89 days. 3 months.

Which is 1012% higher than when I started writing

That’s insane. Just in 3 years there’s been so much growth and it’s such a nice little niche

Valentine making dinner at the stove and Spelldon coming up behind him and hugging him and putting his head on his shoulder

They give each other little cheek kisses <3

Anyone who thinks Valentine’s mother is a good parent please explain why because I interpret her as the opposite and I’m genuinely curious

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Spelldon turns Valentine into an animal

Valentine turns himself into a bat, then back into a human to get out of it

Spelldon turns him into a slightly more insulting animal

You know how Torelai is beating a witch (cough cough Spelldon) up in her teaser what if we have a Valentine v Spelldon fight because “grr witches and vampires are at war we hate each other but we’re actually madly in love”

I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine