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Well well well

1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason

2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them

3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun

4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him

5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax

6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.

7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)

8. He talks really fast

9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking

9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life

10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

HELLO YES OF COURSE

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

I feel like Mrs. Goblin would have the same energy as Persephone from Hadestown and I love it

I see her like that too. Especially since Val didn’t get any of his magic back from her love, I don’t know if she loves him or if she’s just “obligated” to deal with him since she’s his mom

kinda realising that i hc val's mother to be a bit neglectful and disinterested in val. what do you all hc his mother to be like?

obsessed w the fact that jackson’s parents are both monsters and yet he calls himself a normie and everyone is for some reason shocked when holt shows up

YES ABSOLUTELY HED BE SO FLUSTERED AND HONORED HED LOVE IT

Spelldon definitely is a gift person and the two of them would end of spoiling each other so much

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

Spelldon speaks Ancient Greek with his family and one day he’s on the speaker phone with his mother. She asks him about Kieran, and Spells goes “I’ll ask”

Before he can even open his mouth, Kieran answers the question in perfect Ancient Greek because he’s a NERD and either 1) secretly learned it for Spelldon, or 2) knew it all along

Spelldon and Valentine would have a big family together

I feel like Spelldon was alone a lot of his childhood on Aeaea when his mother would spend one-on-one time with Casta, so he'd want a big family so nobody would ever be lonely. He appreciates privacy and alone time, but he wanted to make sure that every time someone needed to talk, there was someone there to listen

After Val was Turned, it was mostly just him and his mom in a boring, monotonous Vampire Court. And after they left, it was a big, empty house--and one of them was always gone, and they never talk to each other. He would want a big family so that the house was always loud and alive, and so that he was always busy with something or other

Last Christmas by WHAM! is so Kieran Valentine