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Viktor can do no wrong. I love him and will follow him to the ends of the Earth.

Mel can do many wrongs. I will still love her and will still follow her to the ends of the Earth.

Jayce.

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It's my birthday today!

I'm finally 18 eheh <3

So happy birthday to me !

Hi I was wondering if you could write some more random NSFW headcannons for moody please! I love ur acc btw <3

Oooh I see you're a kinky one aren't you ?

But OF COURSE I can do that !

Here you are sweetheart :))

Infos : gn!reader

TW : obvious mention of sex lol, so : MINOR DENIED

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- One of his favorite position is the cowgirl.

Why ? First of all because it's the more comfortable one with his leg. And secondly, because he loves to see you and how your body move. You're breathtaking, a bliss for the eyes, and he loves to watch you.

But it's also because he can touch you as much as he wants. Caressing your hips and back with love, messing with your clit/dick to hear you whine above him...

- He can be a bit of a voyeur too. Not in a weird way, tho. He'll love seeing you touching yourself, knowing that you do it for his pleasure. If you moan his name during it, you will hear him groan of need for you.

- WEAR HIS SHIRTS. I'm serious. The man would go feral. Seeing you in something utterly his makes him crazy. If it's in your room, he couldn't wait to take it off. If it's public, he'll just clench his jaw, and wait patiently for a moment to slip away with you and showing you how much you make him crazy.

- Also, even if he's sweet and tender with you, let's not forget that he's the best Auror of his generation. He had, and still have, a lot of authority. And he secretly enjoys it. So when he'll get more comfortable in your sex life... He'll make you beg. Beg for him to touch you, to makes you cum... Alastor will savor having you at his mercy.

It's not a common occurrence tho. It'll happen only if you were particularly a brat.

- Alastor doesn't often leave marks, but love when you do so. He'll smile when feeling the scratches on his back and would wear proudly your hickey on his neck. Why tho? Because it means that he's yours. And that you want everyone to knows it. It makes him all fuzzy inside...

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

!! I (sadly) don't own the Harry Potter universe or Alastor. And I do not support jkr !!

Infos : GN reader, basically just fluff

- You had to convince him to have a real date with you. Because he still doesn't trust that you truly love him. He thought that you were too sweet for an old war dog like him.

- But finally he accepted ONE DATE.

- You wanted something special. Just between the two of you. Not a stupid restaurant, you didn't even think of a concert or something involving a crowd.

- But one day you found the perfect idea. A casual dinner at your place. You lived in the countryside so you'll be able to admired the stars in the sky after that. And you were a great cook.

- You protected your property with even more spells to reassure him.

- When he arrived, everything was set. You had made the dinner and prepared some things to drink and to eat before that.

- He was handsome, putting a little more effort on his look. You did too, to impress him.

- Alastor even brings you flowers, which maked you blush. You haven't imagined him doing something like that for you. And you absolutely loved it.

- The night was perfect. The conversation was fluid, the food was good (he complimented it).

- It was already night when dessert time arrived. So you guided him in the garden to sat on a soft blanket on the ground.

- He sat, and you sat right next to him. The two of you ate a piece of cake without saying anything. You were looking at the beautiful starry sky.

- When you finished, you laid your head on his shoulder. "I really liked this night Alastor..."

"Mh. Me too" he mumbled. His usual harsh voice couldn't mask his sweetness.

"Do you want to make this night perfect for me ?" His silence encouraged you to continue. "It'll be perfect if you kiss me..."

When you felt him moving, you were afraid that you've messed everything up.

But he turned towards you and bent to gently kiss you lips.

You could've cried just because how good it felt. When he stepped aside, he gently caressed your cheeks.

"I love you Alastor..."

"Me too love... Me too"

- You spent the next hour to gently make out. Alastor were so tender with you. It felt like paradise.

What a perfect date for you two.

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Bonus: the old man (+insp)

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Krennic and Y/N, which is Tarkin's daughter, are dancing together at the anual imperial ball.

Krennic, grinning : You father looks real mad. Are you happy ?

Y/N : Not enough... Keep holding me.

Krennic, laughing : You do are feisty aren't you ? I like that.

Y/N : Stop dreaming Krennic, I'm only dancing with you to piss my father off.

Krennic, smirking : Obviously... Obviously.

Imagine someone entering the room when you and Alastor Moody are making out

!! I don't own Harry Potter universe, so all credits to jkr (and fuck that terf) !!

Infos : GN reader, T rated, implicit mention of sex

My request are open!

You two were in Alastor's room at Grimmauld Place. It was the middle of the afternoon when you decided that Alastor was really good looking when reading besides you on the bed. You climbed on his thighs and put down his book.

"You look so handsome when you read..."

When you smiled and lean for a kiss, he answered with pleasure but still with a little chuckle.

"You could've let me finish my page love"

Needing to touch him, you putted a hand on his chest.

"I was too impatient for that."

You pulled him into another kiss, more intense this time. Now definitely turned on, he puts his hands on your hips to bring you closer. He was always greedy of the heat of your skin against his. You stopped the kiss only to take off your shirt. The second it was off, his hands were all over you, drowning in your soft skin. When he stopped to kiss you he immediately made up by biting and kiss your neck instead. Being sensitive here, you let out a little moan as you pressed your hips against his, in need.

During these types of make out, moody was so much focus on you that he sometimes forgot there were other people in the world. Or in the house. Who could've entered any time because he didn't had locked the room.

And that's what happened. Molly entered happily to bring your cleaned and folded laundry and let out a scream seeing you half naked and moaning on Alastor's thighs.

He immediately puts his hands around you as a way to hide you a little.

"By Merlin Molly please knock!"

"I'm-I'm sorry ! I just wanted to....!"

"I don't care ! Do do it in another room !"

Too flustered to say anything more, and maybe scared by Alastor's screams, she closed the door and ran away.

You were definitely embarrassed by the situation but you still laughed a bit.

"I don't know what traumatized Molly the most. Us, or you."

"It is not funny she could've seen..."

"But she didn't."

Seeing his worried face, you gently kissed him while stroking his hairs.

"I'm sorry, it was my fault. Next time that I'll find you that handsome, I'll immediately close the door."

As these words, you won a chuckle from him. Alastor buried his face in your neck and you heard the door locking herself, certainly by a wandless spell of your lover. He kissed your neck, resuming where he stopped few minutes ago.

Guess he wasn't that mad. Or that you really had him wrapped around your finger.

In both case, you enjoyed Alastor's hands and mouth all over your body.

NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.