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Merle would just throw the orange at you tbh

TWD men and “the orange peel theory”:

Explanation: The theory tests a partner's ability to pick up on unspoken signals. It's an example of "acts of service", a popular love language.

Prompt: You hand them an orange and ask, “can you peel this for me?”

Daryl Dixon

He looks at the orange and then back up at you.

“Sure.” He grumbles, taking the orange. He peels it meticulously but quickly, leaving it whole and hands it back to you.

“Thanks.” You say, reaching to take it.

“Wait, did you want it in segments?” He pulls his hand back slightly, looking between it and you.

“It’s fine like that.” You reach again but he turns away.

He starts breaking it in segments and puts the pieces on a folded out napkin. He wraps it up and hands the napkin ball to you.

“Thank you, you didn’t have to do that.”

He just shrugs.

Rick Grimes

He opens his mouth to speak and closes it again, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. He looks down at the orange, tilts his head briefly and says, “all right.”

He peels it, breaking off a segment and popping it into his mouth. When you frown and start to protest he just winks at you and hands you the orange.

“You owe me an orange segment.” You argue, frowning at him.

He nods at you, smiling. “Noted.”

Negan Smith

“You need my help? Can’t you do that yourself?” He teases, scrutinising you.

You stand there with the orange outstretched. “I mean, yeah.” You mumble, taking the orange back. You press a thumb in to peel it and he snatches it from you.

“Well, don’t get all sad. I’ll do it. But you owe me.” He looks up at you mid-peel and winks.

“For peeling an orange?” You question, watching his hands work.

“I’m just teasing. But don’t expect this princess treatment all the time or the others’ll get jealous.” He teases and hands the orange back to you, binning the peels.

Merle Dixon

He chuckles at you. “Need help peeling an orange?”

“I just…want you to peel it for me. Please.” You hold out the orange for him.

“Why? Can’t you do it?” He leans forward on the bed, elbows on knees.

“‘Course I can. I just…I was just hoping.” Your hand drops slightly.

He lifts up his knife hand. “I only got one hand. How do you expect me to do it?” He chuckles again and you press your thumb in to start peeling it yourself.

“True. Never mind.” You’d walk away disappointed, peeling away the skin.

I try to make the wombo dream thing with arcane characters (in streampunk style)

Jayce :

Vi:

Caitlyn:

Medarda :

Viktor :

fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree

Anakin: I have no fears.

Rex: One day, Ahsoka may be taller than you

Anakin: I have one fear

I love canva

Updated my au's recap to add Tarkin and Krennic :)

And of course I updated The Science

[COMMISSIONS]

(also fixed Sabé's sexuality ! Thank you to the Sabé connoisseurs for letting me know she has a canonical boyfriend at one point ! xoxo)

Yapping below vvv

Welcome to me and my struggle with imperial military uniforms fjdkdkk they just so boring and often khaki-

For Tarkin I took inspiration from a Star Trek concept that I'm so mad isn't a thing in Star Wars... The dress uniform ! The classy, just for show, uncomfortable version of classic uniforms ! (Couldn't believe that wasn't already a thing in sw, but when I searched for it I stumbled upon a sub reddit called "the empire did nothing wrong" and sometimes self care is to not clic on the clearly far right corner of your fandom to look upon a shitty fan made alterations of imperial uniforms 🌸)

Also, I had to make a choice here... Do I make the empire more strict when it comes to gender norms and expectations i.e do I put Tarkin in a skirt gkkgkffn like, I already kinda did that with both Tarkin and Krennic keeping their hair long. But in canon imperial uniforms are unisex and the same for everyone, which is great to like know the imperial military (in universe at least) doesn't do sexism a lot.... But once again, the canon uniforms are a bit boring to draw, they don't have the more classy ones you would wear for special occasions and frankly if you want a side to show more gender inequality would you pick the mismatched rebels fighting for their rights and to overthrow the government, or the established force in power that is also incidentally an empire that took inspirations from a real far right party hmmmmm

Let's look at what I made different about the empire in my au, a) Palpatine is a woman, they have an empress but b) said empress force masced her apprentice and made *him* the figure head of her empire. When you think of the empire you don't picture an old woman in a bathrobe, you picture Vader, a tall muscular cyborg with no face a glowy sword and evil telekinesis.... That is gendered in the masculine (still a dyke tho, but random civilians wouldn't know that- they don't even know if he's human). Having a woman lead a fascist empire doesn't make it better- (in my country, France, the far right party has been lead by a woman for the last 20 years and that doesn't make it fucking better)

All this to say I put her in pants fjkdkd tested with a skirt but it felt too uncanny.

And I also made her stand in the worst position to draw (for me at least) : perfectly facing the camera with a stick up her ass and at parade rest so with her hands behind her back fjkddk I struggled so hard to make it look somewhat good, and I'm still not really satisfied- also Peter Cushing's face with a hat that covers his forehead looks very wrong to me fjfkk

But enough about Tarkin ! For Krennic I also modified the uniform :D (for a second time jfofk link to the first post with another version of her uniform), but hers isn't the fancy version, it's very much her work clothes ! Still trying to distinguish her from the classic military, since she is more of an engineer/architect, so she get heels, slutty white gloves and a dramatic cape coat. Also I loved putting her in a very strict outfit but making it a bit messy in small ways kgfkgj one side of it isn't zipped all the way down, and her hair is coming down from her hasty made bun :)))

PS : one must always picture the death star as the third member of this relationship <3

God Ambessa is so hot

Soap would use those neon condoms that glow in the dark and pretend his dick is a lightsaber.

Finally finished this spam of Tarkin throughout the years! Based off the novel and certain comics. Oh, how I’ve missed this bastard. Open the images in a new tab for full resolution. Early access and sketches can be found on my Patreon!