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do i want him or do i want to be him ?

(it's both)

hunter in a dad sweater that is all ✨

everybody thank incorrect quotes generator for this <333 THIS IS WHAT WE DESERVE FROM THIS SEASON #bringcrosshairback

say no more

This has alot of meme potential

Imagine Saruman being jealous.

Here's my work for @soplezhuy !

I finally finished it omg and I hope it's good !

I'm sorry if it's not what you've imagined of if it's ooc but I'm not the best connoisseur of Saruman x/ (I'm really scared to post it lmao)

Infos : Saruman x gn reader

Warnings: small smut at the end, jealous behavior (not really healthy but we've seen worse)

Everyone knows that you two are in a relationship. It was this type of matter that was never discussed. Elrond, Gandalf, Radagast and Galadriel don't seem to care about it. Even if they're finding it weird due to the age difference. But you and your lover couldn't care less.

Saruman has always been protector of you. You're his beloved, the person he loves and cares about the most. It's logical that he'll make sure you're safe.

But recently you've visited Gandalf quite often, as he was a friend of yours. And it drives him mad. At first, he didn't really understand why, until he started to recognize the bitter feeling as jealousy. He hated all the time that you had with Gandalf.

So, next time you dressed up to visit him, when you told him goodbye in the throne room, he asked you to stay at home with him. Where you belonged. Pretending he needed you for some tasks. But you politely declined, you promised to Gandalf to drink the tea with him. But Saruman didn't take "no" as an answer and started to tell you how pathetic Gandalf was to try to have you for himself, and mostly how stupid you were to fall for that. You couldn't understand why he said that or why he was so angry. The bitter words he used weren't usual for him. You tried to just go away, but he locked the door in front of you and all the others as well.

" I will not let this man have you. You're mine. Do you understand!?"

Now he really started to scare you, and a tear rolled down your cheek. Seeing this, Saruman immediately calmed down and tried to approach you.

" My beloved... I wasn't trying to scare you. I only wanted to protect you."

"Protect me from what ?! Gandalf is a dear friend of mine. His yours too !"

"I know. I was only..."

"Were you.... Jealous ?"

Your lover sighted and resumed with no response. Even if you didn't need one. You slowly approached him and took his hand.

"Gandalf has always been quite fond of you my beloved."

"But he's not the man I love. You are."

He gently put his forehead against yours.

"Don't you trust me..?"

" I trust you. It's him..."

" I love you Saruman. I'll always will."

You tenderly kissed him. You truly meant what you said. He was the only one for you. He kissed you back and pushed your body against his. Right now, he needed to feel your warmth and your body against him. He gently took you to his throne, where he sat and put you on his lap. Saruman caressed every inch of your body that he could feel. He needed to make you his here and now. He stopped the kiss to bite your neck.

" Who are you belonging to?"

"To you... I'm yours"

"Say it again."

You repeated that you were his and only his as he completely undressed you. He pulled up his robes, and you started to ride him just like he wanted, letting love confessions out between your moans. This time, Saruman's grip on you was not tender like always, but possessive. You were his, and you'll always be.

Viktor can do no wrong. I love him and will follow him to the ends of the Earth.

Mel can do many wrongs. I will still love her and will still follow her to the ends of the Earth.

Jayce.

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Mace Windu x Jedi reader NSFW ALPHABET

Warnings : sex= minor denied !

Infos : GN reader

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Mace isn't really good in aftercare. It's mainly related with the fact that he's not good at giving affection.

But if you snuggle up in his arms after a very intense night, he'll let you stay like that and he'll maybe stroke your hairs.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I hc Mace as a "chest" man. Either a muscular torso, or boobs, it's his favorite body part. He can see it behind your robes and love to undress you to see it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Usually in you. He don't like making a mess or risking to stain his robes. But if you two are in the privacy of a room where you can fully undress, he'll definitely come on your chest.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His number one fantasm would be to do it in his council chair. But sadly it's impossible so he'll buy a replica to install in your room.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I think Mace is experienced, more in number than in practices. Fast sex in dirty hotel room between two mission was barely all he new before you. And that, it was before the war.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Mace is a big fan of Doggystyle. If you have hair he'll pull them during. But if you don't, a hand around your neck will do the deal.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Are you really asking? It's Mace Windu. Mister serious in person. He rarely smile, even less laugh. So he's as serious during sex.

Buuuut the man is a tease. He'll playfully tease you if he's in the mood. But it'll still be somewhat serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Mace like to be shaved everywhere. He finds it "more convenient".

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

At first, he's not at all. Sex is the summum of the intimacy that he can manage to have with you, regarding his duties as a Jedi. But as the month pass he'll grow softer in front of you. He'll be more inclined to taking you in his arms, smiling to you,...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to did it to relieve his stress. But now he has you and he prefers to wait to have you in person.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

[Power dynamics/bondage/orgasm denial & control]

He really like to be in control. He'll tied you and will control every seconds until the moment when you cum. Especially when you cum.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Usually you don't have much choices. A closet, an empty training or meditation room will do the thing. Or an hotel room when you both have time. Different every time for more safety.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you read in the jedi library, seeing meditate or training your katas. Everything that made you the excellent jedi that you are makes him horny.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even if he like being rough, he'll never be cruel. The war is cruel, the sith are cruel. He's not like that and don't wants to hurt you. You're the softest thing in his life after all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He thought that he preferred receiving, but discovered that he loved seeing you squirm and moan. So I think he likes both equally now.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When you don't have time, he'll be fast and rough. You both like it.

But when you have time, he'll still be rough, bit definitely slower to appreciate every centimeters of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

You usually don't have much choice, so you two often do it in a furniture closet or an empty training room. It's good, it helps you to relax, and you both like it very much.

Quickies are ideal during war time, especially between two meetings.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

At first, Mace doesn't liked to experiment. Preferring to stay in his confort zone.

But as you proposed more and more ideas, he started to accept them, but it took time.

The only things off limits are if other people can see it. That's a no no, he'll never want to

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a master Jedi, and you're a jedi. Obviously you have a great stamina and used it a lot. He can go multiple for hours if you both have the time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No toys (it's hard to have some and to hide them) but some strings, handcuffs, etc... He'll play with what he already have.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This man will make you beg. His favorite thing is to stay still inside of you until your begging convince him to move.

Such a bastard. (You love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mace is very VERY quiet. No moan, practically no grunts, practically nothing. It was strange for you at first, thinking he didn't liked it. Because on the other hand, he's VERY verbal to tell you how good you are for him.

But one day you deapthroated him totally (not an easy task), and you heard him making the most erotic moan that you've ever heard.

After that you've told him how much you liked it and since he tries to be a bit more loud for you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

After discovering what's shibari, he became a huge fan of it. He'll tie you up in complex strings pattern and fuck you for hours.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

Big dick energy. I know it, you knows it, everyone knows.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mace have a lot of self restraining. But at the second where you're both alone, be prepared of him grabbing your hips to push you into the first surface area and fuck you merciless.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll always wait for you to fall asleep. Sometimes he'll work on his datapad if you're not tired.

You think it's cute.

Lucius Malfoy is just the Nazi version of Barbie...

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