Oh So It’s Been Months Since Caitlyn And Ambessa’s Fascist Takeover? On One Hand, Nice That Caitlyn

omg thank you for that

it is fascinating to watch people justify Caitlyn's actions with her grief and castigate Ambessa in the breath for the actions she is taking to protect her family. I will never argue that Ambessa is a good person or that her actions are justified. she is actively intentionally stirring a class war and getting people hurt and killed in the process. she is a terrible person doing terrible things. but she is a mother, a mother in mourning who has already lost her first child and is desperately trying not lose the one that's still alive. does that not deserve sympathy? or is that only reserved for skinny rich socialites who pressure their girlfriends to kill their sisters?

milf (moff i’d like to fuck)

Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

I am so normal about these two

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

I think it'd be funny to see Silco and Ambessa compare parenting notes

Me talking about my two gals

Sith/Imps as Whiskey River Soaps

vader

sidious

maul

savage

asajj

dooku

kylo

nihilus

grievous

inquisitor

lana

tarkin

krennic

hux

phasma

yularen

thrawn

kallus

eli

TW arcane S2 ep 1 spoiler

Viktor in the first episode be like :

NSFW alphabet : Alastor Moody

!! I don't own Harry Potter and I don't support JKR !!

Also, english isn't my first language sorry

Infos : GN reader, fluff

TW : sex : MINOR DON'T READ PLZ

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Soft touch, gentle kisses, big bear hug. He's perfect. You're the most important person in his life and he want to thank you for what you offer to him. Because yes, he think that sex is a privilege that you accord to him.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your lips. The way that you smile at him without any disgust, the way that you always kiss him when you sees him in a room... It makes him warm.

You like his scars. Real testimony of his life, his battles, his courage. It proves how strong he is. He's you beautiful warrior.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Being sometimes very traditional about sex, he'll cum in you only. On you would feel dirty for him. The last thing he wants is to make you feel that way.

But he might get persuaded to cum on your mouth. Swallow and you'll lost the poor man.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Alastor have a thing for when you take the lead. He love when you climb on him and told him what exactly you want. You honesty is incredibly hot and make him wanna do anything you want.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He surely had some experience when he was younger.

But since a long time, he used to paid for sex. (It's not my idea but omg I love this hc). He trusted sex workers more than total strangers. He usually goes once every few months as a pause in his life and to relieve his stress.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary or you above him, tight in his arms ("watering can" position) when his leg need rest. A position where he can watch your face while being close to you. He loves to see that you really like it, that's he's doing good to please you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Alastor is mostly serious during the act, but he might surprise you with some humourous dirty talk (who was extremely hot btw).

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Alastor doesn't really care about that. Luckily, magic makes the work easier.

He'll do the bare minimum to be clean, bit if you wants him to do things differently, he'll oblige.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Alastor isn't the most romantic person ever.

But he'll hold you so tight and would make love with such tenderness...

Expect some sweet declarations from him during the love time.

Oh dear... You make me feel so alive... I love you so much...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

First of all, PTSD and mental health have a real impact on libido so I think that (especially after the thing with Crouch), his libido was really low.

And second of all, Moody used to bottle all his needs, resulting in a lot of sex with you when you wake his libido up.

So, no masturbation for Alastor. He prefers making love with you by far.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

During your first time together, you couldn't stop to tell him how good he was, how beautiful you find him. It was the first time that someone told him that.

With you he discovered that he loved being praised. So yeah, praise kink.

Other than that, he's soft and not really into anything related to bdsm. Sex is something sweet and intimate for him. He would hate to hurt you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In a safe place, at his house which is protected by tons of protective spells, or in you room at Grimmaud's place.

And most of the time in a bed. That's much easier for him and less painful for his leg.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Just you showing clearly that you love or want him.

He's used to seen disgust in other persons eyes. But seeing your love or more, your desire, in yours...

And if you combine that with your hands in any part of him with a smile... The poor man is lost.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurting you. That's a total no for him.

And with that, all things that'll make you in danger are forbidden.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Go down on him and you'll lost him. His sounds... Oh gosh....! You would destroy the entire world to hear him moaning like this.

And he know what he's doing with his thong. But the story behind that is really sad.

When he had sex before you, it was usually payed. During the act, he could seen the hidden disgust on their faces. And as an apologize for them to have to sleep with a man as ugly as him, he would do down on them. Pleasure can mask ugliness for a moment.

But with you it's different. His skills aren't to make you forgot his uglyness, only to please the one person who is kind enough to go on his bed.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Mostly slow. Working slowly with you until the orgasm is his thing.

It's always sensual but sometimes it's more rough during quickies or when you were particularly desperate.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He used to dislike them. He love to take his time to make love to you. It was something special and unique for him. But as your relationship grows, his sex drive too. And you two are much more comfortable to tell each other when you want to have sex.

So now, sometimes it's really just a thing to release the pressure and having your lover's body closed.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

No. Definitely no. He's to scared that something might happen or if you being hurt that he'll never take any risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

His stamina isn't the same than when he was young. So it's one, maybe two rounds.

But he always makes sure that you come twice everytime, before letting himself came.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No. And he don't really want some. But if you have toys and want to include them in the room, he might like it because he sees it as a way to makes you feel even better.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Not at all. He's totally at your feet and is here only to please you. You don't even have to beg.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's really loud when he moan and growls. You're so good, he can't stop it.

At first he was uncomfortable with it. But one time you told him how hot that was, and since he continues.

But no one can hear him because of all the spell he puts on the bedroom.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

His often use his magic eye to see behind your clothes. And you knows it.

It often lead to you wearing the sexiest lingerie or simply nothing behind you clothes for him to see it. If you wear any toys it's a bonus.

All this results in him blushing and mumbling without anyone but you knowing the reason.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Big dick energy.

Much larger than longer. But still big

You know I'm right...

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I that, due to his mental health, his libido was fluctuating. He used to go by long period without any desires (after the Crouch affair for example).

But now?

Everytime you allow him, he'll take it. But you'll have to take the lead, he's still shy about asking for any sexual intercourse.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With his nightmares and his anxiety, Alastor have some troubles to sleep. But making love to you helps a bit. And sleeping with you in his arms definitely help too.

He'll always fall asleep after you and it's usually the sweet sounds of your respiration that makes him fall asleep.