XP/98 Remix

Awwwww. Same to you, fellow dork the-panda-princess

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

a fantasy book where:

the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion

the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels

the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates

the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever

the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’

the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery

the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’

the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses

the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures

the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’

A walk through Cabeswater

The meaning of the Strength Tarot card is about knowing that you can endure life’s obstacles by drawing upon your inner strength and confidence. 

This is my piece for @trcfanzine!!! This was such a great project to take part in, and the final product looks amazing! If you want to get a copy, there is a digital version still available here.

“It’s the first time the Universe has spoken to us through gravitational waves. Up until now, we’ve been deaf.”

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The trees speak latin