After Patrolling, Unwinding In A Diner Somewhere ...

I need Jason stans who have never picked up a single Cass comic to shut the fuck up about Cassandra Cain for the rest of their fucking lives.

Suggestion:

Noah Centineo should play a live action Jason Todd

Look at him, he’d be perfect

Connor and Tim’s friendship is so pure and I need more of it

Look at these nerds talking about their fighting styles in the middle of a fight

Ollie’s kids being Ollie’s kids

Dick's mob era happening around the same time as Jason building himself up as a crime lord has so much entertainment potential.

As a Green Lantern enjoyer I feel like the batlantern dynamic would be better if fics acknowledged that Alan Scott is there in Gotham and he WOULD be causing problems. Alan interrupts a date by pulling a chair up and then saying "that's not what you said about Parallax five years ago" every 2 seconds. Alan does not leave. Bruce has to call in the JSA but he gets someone else who likes to cause chaos and refuses to send help on the phone (Henry, Ted, etc).

Lian knows what’s up

favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.

Midnighter: *blows a kiss to the sun* For Apollo