Yeah Yeah Opening A Fic And "he Would Not Fucking Say That" But What About You Open The Fic And "he Would

Clocked in at the locked in factory, but I hide in the break room and play on my phone for my entire shift

The ace spectrum fear that you're going to spend your life alone because you want to fall in love but can't, amiright boys?

Damn straight 🫡

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

tis the season

Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern

Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning

Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special