Letting Myself Read Another Cheesy Kinda Ooc Batfam Fic Because I Deserve To Be Free From The Garbage

what if...I just didn’t have anxiety...ahaha just kidding...unless??

You come to understand when working with small children that you will never be truly prepared for the crazy bullshit they will pull.

Today I had a group of children create a new language and begin what I believe to have been a summoning ritual.

It had only been ten minutes.

Oh you have a crush on someone who doesn't like you back? Well I have an unhealthy obsession with a ship that has insane amounts of chemistry but will never be anything more than subtext

I’ve discovered, during my many firefly-catching excursions, that if I use my phone flashlight to see them, they will flee rapidly away from me.

I was going to mock this, as it’s basically a giant firefly, but then I realized that if an enormous human randomly spawned from the dead of night and began chasing me, I too would Usain-fucking-Bolt in the opposite direction.

Me @ Spotify, after the fifth ABBA song in a row plays on my (supposedly) shuffled playlist:

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

I'm sure sex is great and all but have you ever stood up after being hunched over a laptop for a really long time and had ever single joint in your back crack at the same time

No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me

Have never been so fucking proud of my heritage. Let’s fucking go South Africa.