Achypuppy - Silly Puppy!! 🥴

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

me rn ^-^

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

craving some preything nuzzling up against my bulge...

any volunteers?

it's a small win for trans rights. kind of. but in reality, i'm sure they just want to make it so they can recruit as many people as possible and don't really give a shit whether it's a hetero-cis person or lgbtq person who dies for the imperialist death machine. they just need healthy bodies.

Fuck man, you are so hot. You already have me all worked up and I haven't even taken off your boxers yet. How cute, you're so wet for me, let me see your cock.

Hmm? What's that? You know you don't have to be shy with me man, come on. Give me your wrists, I'm going to tie them with my belt and stick them against the wall above your head. I don't want you to move them from there, I'm going to show you how to touch a real cock.

Fuck dude, you're so hard. I can feel it throbbing between my middle and ring finger, I love it. Look me in the eyes while I give you a handjob, that's it. Good boy. I'm going to make you cum on my fingers like no one else has in your life, I might even suck you afterwards. Keep moaning for me.

i'm always so horny i just need to have someone around who's just as bad as me. let me hump their thigh while they sleep, wake me up in the morning by fucking me, fuck before we go to bed every night, let me cockwarm them throughout the whole day, let me suck them off whenever. idk i just want to be so horny and obsessed with eachother we can't stop.

Illustrations by Daisuke Takakura, Sabu magazine, September 1990 issue.

putting a puppy on their knees and forcing them to take a loooong hit from a joint until their lungs can't handle any more, then pressing my boot against their needy little tdick and watching them pathetically grind against it desperately despite being doubled over at my feet coughing.

good mutt, bark for me

wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle