Bless Mox And His Hairy Tiddies

So much sass!

Ugh. I love them both so much. This post is exactly what I needed today.

I was deleting some pictures from my laptop and came across these

It’s a fucking struggle

Yes please, Daddy.

My King | Marriage Keep

Summary: You are to be wedded to the prince of Scotland, even if you didn’t want to in the first place. But, you can’t help but notice, your soon-to-be husband is much different than you anticipated. 

Pairing: Drew McIntyre x Reader     

Word Count: 14,716

Warnings: arranged marriage, gosh King Drew is everything (even though he’s technically a prince in this), smut, vaginal sex, virgin reader, (please remember, most had to be a virgin at this point in time but your prince is experienced, and pretend you have a mom and/or a dad if you don’t…this is fantasy…live a little), unprotected sex, slight angst. I’m gonna give y’all all the feelings for this one. (Also the marriage vows comes from Outlander [I didn’t know vows from this era other than that one])

The keep was a lot more livelier than you’ve ever seen it. Every servant was running about, getting things ready for the gathering to see who’ll have your hand in marriage.

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This man will be the death of me.

Not sorry.

I’d let mox have me all night long

…… ok I’m sorry.