Activationskill - Oc Blog

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

women & bitches love my cavern

doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world