The Dynamic Of AC6 Is So Funny To Me It's Just

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

gorgeous tgirl with shoulder length hair and overgrown bangs im in love with you

love how the ming dynasty has a long series of really competent and hardworking and idealistic emperors who each get on the throne and go i’m going to be the best emperor ever, unlike my good-for-nothing predecessor who let the bureaucrats make all the decisions while he sat back and worked in his hobbies! and then they realize that the squabbling confucian bureaucracy has gridlocked the government so badly that the emperor couldn’t make any decisions even if he wanted to and they’re like ohhhh i get it now

"...Like Antennas To Heaven" except you're scrambling to find a giant wolfgirl's prostate

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity

Is just like Chef Bistro Ryoushu and Sous Chef Gregor!!!!1

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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

lisataylor moodboard

"Yeah so I think Amy-" I hear a crash coming in through the window. I turn around, it's him. Wildbow. He opens his mouth to deliver a Word of God. I try to stop him but it's too late. The Simurgh is now straight. I weep.