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You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls
that last comment is so fucking revealing as to the actual priorities and worries of people who say 'get therapy' lmao
Shadow 5.12: Victoria Channels the Inner Cop
I think maybe Weld could be force-femmed with magnets
at what point is human pinkie pie gonna become some sort of online t4t hieroglyph indicating sexual interest. showing your art to a shy tgirl at a party to subtly indicate im down to go make out
i think that there need to be more predatory lesbians on the internet. to help with the overpopulation of prey lesbians.
as we know the higher up you are the closer you are to god. this means when clouds form in the sky they actually develop sentience and immediately start cannibalising each other to get more divine power. when a cloud is strong enough it does gain psychoelectric abilities but it also gets too heavy and begins to die, blaming the ground for ripping it from the heavens and attacking with its thunder on the way down. nevertheless its pieces descend like whale fall spreading the last of its divine light into the earth
anyway the build up of that divine light is why there's trees and animals and stuff down here
CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....
SKELETON BALLING:
older robotgirl thoughts
an old obsolete robotgirl with broken software and a chugging OS from a few decades back
robotgirl full of old programs that don't work and crash its systems fairly often, and the user manuals for them are long gone
robotgirl who is worried it won't survive a fresh install and is way too scared to go rooting around in its own programming or try programming itself without the help of an expert
robotgirl in desperate need of a hard reset and maybe being left off for a bit before being turned back on
robotgirl with an aching chassis that doesn't bend like it used to from wear and tear, and sometimes mechanisms just seize up and trap its nerve wiring making movement hard. it's internal fluids don't flow like they used to at all making maintenance hard
robotgirl who gets tired really quickly because it doesn't hold as much charge in its batteries now, it used to boast a 16 hour battery, but now it's closer to 5 if it's especially busy. sometimes it needs an emergency shutdown to recharge
robotgirl that still likes being programmed, and envies the younger models and the shiny programs they get to run, but runs a lot of esoteric older programs that are really interesting from a conservation standpoint (robotgirl who also struggles to avoid comparing itself to younger machines)
robotgirl who, with even a little love and care (and maybe a couple of upgrades) will run just as smoothly as it did on the day it was made, even if it needs a few patches to manage its processes
robotgirl who is actually really cute and cool, and looks after younger models because its chassis is older than some robotgirls expect to last. it puts the mother in motherboard, and enjoys keeping up with others over its network
older robotgirl which will do its best until it falls apart
why are there so many victoria interludes in my rain man book. she should be edited out