I Can See Into The Future. I See... An Anime Convention...... My God.... One Million Skinny Transmascs

I wonder what Earth we are on?

"Yeah so I think Amy-" I hear a crash coming in through the window. I turn around, it's him. Wildbow. He opens his mouth to deliver a Word of God. I try to stop him but it's too late. The Simurgh is now straight. I weep.

her name is chicken and she's a chimera

(she/her)

You are a PRACTICING OCCULTIST. You deal mostly in white magic, you can't deal with that dark magic hogwash. You enjoy the work quite a lot, especially when you are WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP and writing WHOLESOME LITERATURE. You recently lost a CAT, and hope he returns home soon. What will you do?

i have such hate in my heart

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

trying to find references and only getting weight loss tips can you all GO TO HELL

every time i see porn where its like, very clearly attempting to appeal to the gamer aesthetic or whatever, its so funny to me bc its always some pristine stick-thin model with a switch controller vaguely in frame or something while she shakes her barely extant ass and its like . you have no idea what the appeal is here.

when i say i want to fuck nerds i'm talking about unkempt neets who want to infodump to me about kingdom hearts lore while they're fully hilted in my mouth. im talking about barely clothed tgirls cemented to their gamer chairs from tryhard sweat bc shes spent the past 4 hours trying to get to heaven in strive, my face buried between her fat fucking thighs and feeling her cock twitch against my face when she hits a heavenly potemkin buster . what was i talking about

Living in the current online world is so hard for Worm fans because whenever I see the name Taylor I get excited but then I realize it’s not Taylor Hebert and is in fact Taylor Swift.

I'm so tired.