Guys Stop Making Fun Of Her It Was Her First Assassination Attempt

It’s so funny that cauldron was doing all this horrific experimentation in order to find broken powers that were never supposed to be given out to anyone, in the hopes that one of those impossible powers might possibly be able to meaningfully hurt scion in a way he was counting on humans not having access to.

And then scion just handed out The Entity Killer to lily as a natural trigger, straight up. She clustered even, there’s three different people with that power naturally.

i was dancing with a butch at a bar and i hooked my cane around his back to pull him closer and he made the CUTEST little gasp sound

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

Is just like Chef Bistro Ryoushu and Sous Chef Gregor!!!!1

original by Mhuyo on Twitter/X

"Sometimes I feel like a discount Amy Dallon" I say to the judge about my parking ticket.

He has no idea what I am talking about, but my legal counsel whispers a few key facts in his ear, and his face hardens.

"I sentence you to death. Immediately."

Thank fuck, I barely manage not to say as he pulls out the pistol-

gotta hand it to wildbow in some respects when it comes to brian. like. we have here Tall Buff Black Guy in Black Leather with Darkness Powers and it would have been so so so easy to make him into Generic Heartthrob Bad Boy #43568

but no.

he's a fucking square. he has sepia stock photos of trees in his landlord white and beige apartment. business major with 12 dogeared self help books kind of guy.

me: who's been a good girl?

my medieval puppygirl gf Brunhilda: tis I, my liege!! tis i!!!

as we know the higher up you are the closer you are to god. this means when clouds form in the sky they actually develop sentience and immediately start cannibalising each other to get more divine power. when a cloud is strong enough it does gain psychoelectric abilities but it also gets too heavy and begins to die, blaming the ground for ripping it from the heavens and attacking with its thunder on the way down. nevertheless its pieces descend like whale fall spreading the last of its divine light into the earth

anyway the build up of that divine light is why there's trees and animals and stuff down here

taylor agonizing over betraying the undersiders again, taking a leap of faith with defiant and dragon, and putting everything she worked for at risk for the greater good by switching from villain to hero vs foil easily switching from hero to villain for some pussy