Amy Dallon Is My Eeby Deeby. My Blorbo. My Silly Rabbit. My Adorable Little Hamster. My Sopping Wet Kitty.

Wearing my canonically accurate Antares cosplay as I pull my girlfriend into my room: Hehe come on babe, I'll make you cum so hard you'll be a blaster 4.

My girlfriend, wearing the costume of her original character, Taylon Hober: I don't know babe, don't you think our power difference is problematic.

Me: Heh, that sort of thing is for the power testers to worry about.

I jump onto the mattress and my spiked shoulder pads instantly punctures the water bed and blasts toxic goo everywhere killing us instantly

Children hospital jump scare. What the hell

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

If you were transformed into any DND monster of your choice, what would you pick?

Mimic.

At last my twin passions of sitting very still doing nothing and eating people can be fulfilled at once!

-Pencil

love how the ming dynasty has a long series of really competent and hardworking and idealistic emperors who each get on the throne and go i’m going to be the best emperor ever, unlike my good-for-nothing predecessor who let the bureaucrats make all the decisions while he sat back and worked in his hobbies! and then they realize that the squabbling confucian bureaucracy has gridlocked the government so badly that the emperor couldn’t make any decisions even if he wanted to and they’re like ohhhh i get it now

Appalled murder cultist realising she shares a fandom with the notorious henghost and leaving the cult at once

I'm doing my part to save lives 🫡

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always “where can i watch this what service is it on” never “tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus”

Demolition

Wait, is ward copagnda? Worm seemed relatively anti cop when I read it. From what I've heard Pact is too.

Everything you said is completely true simultaneously.

worm is anti-cop

pact is extremely anti-cop

Victoria throws petty criminals into an alternate dimension prison colony to die of exposure for smoking weed and it's seen as a pretty chill move.