I Am On The Floor, Laughing. Wildbow Possesses A Very Funny Sense Of Humor.

"I reported her because she was posting NSFW without mature labels which is against TOS!!!" you'd narc on someone for having their tits out at a gay bar because it's illegal you simply are not trustworthy

food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody

You are a PRACTICING OCCULTIST. You deal mostly in white magic, you can't deal with that dark magic hogwash. You enjoy the work quite a lot, especially when you are WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP and writing WHOLESOME LITERATURE. You recently lost a CAT, and hope he returns home soon. What will you do?

i have such hate in my heart

i love the word "speedster". i love that theres a term specifically for comic book heroes who runfast. i think we should hve words for every type of superpower. Strongster. Techster. Stretchster.

Picking Coil because he would absolutely make alternate realities to cause the most inflammatory drama possible

It is 5am

I haven't slept

I have a presentation in 4.5 hours

Considered putting Manton but considering he had a simurgh tattoo despite not being a victim I felt he was a cheat answer

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Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

i was dancing with a butch at a bar and i hooked my cane around his back to pull him closer and he made the CUTEST little gasp sound