Gf Sent Me This Last Night And Said This Is What Half This Shit Ive Described Happening In Worm Sounds

Wearing my canonically accurate Antares cosplay as I pull my girlfriend into my room: Hehe come on babe, I'll make you cum so hard you'll be a blaster 4.

My girlfriend, wearing the costume of her original character, Taylon Hober: I don't know babe, don't you think our power difference is problematic.

Me: Heh, that sort of thing is for the power testers to worry about.

I jump onto the mattress and my spiked shoulder pads instantly punctures the water bed and blasts toxic goo everywhere killing us instantly

Uh can mutuals slide into your dms? Asking for a friend.

mutuals can cum inside me i don’t even care

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

I heard we’re beefing with the mha fandom??? What is this about??? Anyways:

Guys, cancel deku, he got his powers from Cauldron!!! /j

Shadow 5.12: Victoria Channels the Inner Cop

Puppy!

A doll and a puppy! The doll and witch are taking care of it this week!

But dear goodness is the puppy wiggly - far too wiggly for such a floppy doll!

The puppy keeps wanting to play, but the doll is already exhausted! How do puppies have so much energy?!

But then a moment comes when the puppy lies down - and, within minutes, its eyes are closed.

And the puppy looks so comfy... so cosy...

The witch eventually enters the room to find her doll curled around the puppy.

Both are fast asleep~

We've started a nonprofit that attempts to counteract the mutually-destructive and emotionally harmful consequences of Knowing and Being Known by hermetically sealing the heartbroken in concrete prefabs and sequestering them at the bottom of the ocean

fuck "sex pest" and kill yourself right now if you call people that. if someone is a certified sexual predator just call them a predator instead of lobbing some pussyfooting phraseology that lumps rapists in with tgirls you think are too horny. i just witnessed a convicted child molester be referred to as a "sex pest." i was relentlessly called a "sex pest" years ago by strangers and people i considered my friends alike for being a hypersexual 21 y/o and not reading rooms well. can we maybe see why it is a bad idea to equate the two

Girl who is perceived as a threat no matter how nice and polite she is