Bonesaw Looking At Morrigan In The Vat

if i was a shard i wouldn't look around for hosts i'd just hover around a mirror maze and wait for someone to have a panic attack

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

I don’t really care that much who follows this blog

but if I am on your dni list then yeah I’m gonna treat you like a protected migratory bird that got onto my house and gently remove you

As a rationalist Ziz is aware that even if your take on worm gets six people killed and you and your friends imprisoned it's still better than writing a greg self insert fic

a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

What if they were called The Slaughterhouse Ten and Amy and Ashley got freaky with it