Adorkablyqueer - J A C K

wow man i just came out to my best friend and i feel like i could run fIFTY MILES

what's hedwig's favorite subject in school? owlgebra

wow please read this

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

someone please explain to me what the thing is with gays not being able to sit properly i have no clue what this means and i’m bi send help

can america please use this instead

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk

“mi papá tiene 67 años” = my dad is 67 years old “mi papa tiene 67 anos” = my potato has 67 buttholes

this is why i love spanish

JOKE OF THE DAY

Teacher: Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to Earth?

Student: Drin-KING, Smo-KING & Fuc-KING

and her favorite tv show is Doctor Who

what’s hedwig’s favorite subject in school?

owlgebra