"No," said Merry. "It's no good getting under cover. That's just what people have been doing, and just what these ruffians like... No, we've got to do something at once!"
"Do what?" said Pippin.
"Raise the Shire," said Merry. "Now! Wake all our people. They hate all this, you can see! All of them except one or two rascals and fools that want to be important. But not all understand what's really going on. The Shire-folk have been so comfortable so long they don't know what to do. They just want a match, though, and they'll all go up in fire."
- The Scouring of the Shire, The Return of the King, JRR Tolkien
gromit you should leave him girl
I love Zac
text edits but it’s just zac oyama quotes ദ്ദി •⩊• )
Fuuuuuuuuck him fuuuuuuuuuck Nazis
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Tairn, after a full day of stopping Violet from falling to her death, handling the raging hormones of Sgaeyl’s emo nephew, giving sage snarky advice, protecting a literal baby from war, and fuckin his wife so well their riders get horny about it.
I WANT THE FERAL
(Idk what’s happening in my brain rn)
Would genuinely sell my soul for SJM to write a little happy Rowaelin novella of them with their kids in the future
*or equally them dealing with their kids being absolutely feral
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
Revenge
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
I feel like I’ve seen this before, but in case it was a product of a fever dream I had recently I want to let you in on it.
Whenever I have a rough day I like to go read through the “Aliases” section on Kipperlilly Copperkettle’s Dimension 20 Wiki page
I truly think that her name was said wrong much more often than it was said right, especially by Adaine
Kristen really said “what are you, four dogs?” And that was it man, cursed to Wrong Name for the rest of the campaign
If anyone has done this already I’m Sorry, and do you want to come up with more Kipperlilly aliases together
Ugh I love this show so much
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