a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.
some fun facts:
fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.
rarity is half horse
applejack is fully just a horse.
pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies
their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.
in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.
in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.
they are all marekissers. lol
As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.
me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls
Now im imagining Doof as Bill Nye and I want it!!!
god how on earth did disney not greenlight Doof 101 for a whole series. its obviously a pilot and i know they wouldve pitched it and i wouldve watched a MILLION episodes of doof being a bumbling father while fucking up teaching us misc. science topics
I think watching the movies we forget how totally unhinged the Prancing Pony scene is in the books. Like it’s literally:
Frodo: Right, there’s evil things after me, gotta keep a low profile. Got it everyone? Low profile.
Also Frodo, five minutes later: WITH A PING AND A PONG THE FIDDLE STRINGS BROKE AND THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOOOOOON!!!! *Dances passionately on the table*
A few minutes and one fall later
Strider: Holy shit Frodo you fucked up so bad.
Frodo: W-what??
Strider: Worse than anything your friends could have done!
Frodo: Who-
Strider: We need to talk, once the clamour has died down.
Frodo: Ok…
Later, in the now deserted and dark pub
Pippin: Did he really say to meet you here?
Frodo: Yeah, maybe-
Strider, sitting in a dark corner: Hello
Hobbits: Ah!
Frodo: Uh, hi, you said you wanted to talk to me?
Strider: Yes, and you might hear something to your advantage.
Frodo: Sure… what do you have to say.
Strider: Many things, but of course I have my price.
Frodo: What price?
Strider: no more than you can afford.
Frodo: And that would be-?
Strider: Take me with you on your journey until I wish to leave.
Frodo: No.
Strider: God, Thank you.
Frodo: Huh?
Strider: At least got some sense left.
Frodo: Um.
Strider: Did no one ever teach you “stranger danger”?
Later
Frodo: Guys, I think we can trust him.
Merry: Source?
Frodo: Vibes.
Merry: Valid source.
Frodo: Also he’s so ugly, there’s only so much damage he can do, you know?
Pippin: 10/10 reasoning.
Sam: I can take him.
Aragorn, probably: Manwe above, I’m not a moment too soon.
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
Thinking about how Annabeth canonically descended from viking royalty so in my mind her ancestors are Hiccup and Astrid
-We're allowed to drink because it's airitime law.