Just posting these here for personal reasons
I honestly don't wish you the worst, but...
I hope your ice cream melts faster than you can eat it.
I hope your Zoom camera freezes with your worst face.
I hope your coffee is always just a little too bitter.
I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides.
I hope you hit every red light for the rest of the week.
I hope your seat is always next to someone eating egg salad.
I hope you always sneeze just after the moment passes.'
I hope you forget what you were going to say — right as you start saying it.
I hope your phone charger only works at a weird angle.
I hope your toast always lands butter-side down.
I hope your Uber takes the longest route possible.
I hope your socks are always slightly damp.
Sincerely, Ruud Nation.
trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going
and thus, the whole polycule crumbles in solidarity😩✊
Qinwen Zheng for Marie Claire
the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything
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challengers / monogamy by adam phillips