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My headcanon of Evan, is him being the type of person to ruin Regulus' relationships one by one, and have Barty kiss everything better. He's playing the long game.

It's him. It's Barty. And it's Regulus.

But Regulus is a flight risk. They all promised they'd be each other's forevers but Evan doesn't trust Regulus the way he trusts Barty. Regulus still wants Sirius back, James is lurking behind every corner trying to talk to him all the time. Regulus thinks he can commit but can't.

So Evan doesn't want to give him the chance to break their deal. He leaves no room for even the slightest possibility of it. Honestly, he doesn't know how he'll deal with a betrayal from Regulus. Just thinking about it makes him want to go out and get his knuckles bloody. Makes him want to hear the squelch of blood beneath his fists.

It's a sobering thought, realizing he might end up killing Regulus if he breaks his promise. Regulus the rabbit, always poised to run.

But he can't. He promised to keep Barty and Regulus safe. He fucking loves them. They're his.

Kill Regulus, and he loses Barty too.

So... He needs to cut off the loose ends in Regulus' life. Keep him away from his cunt of a brother. Have Barty soothe the ouchies and have him wipe away the tears. And he'll watch and decide what to do next.

It's a miracle Regulus is still who he is despite everything he's lost and been through. It's an impossibility made possible that he can look at them, broken, twisted people in his life — and smile and say, "Come here, let me hold you."

It makes him sick that they walk right into his arms like lost dogs. But Regulus walked into their arms as well. He chose them. He's theirs as much as they belong to him. There's no walking away.

**I write them nasty ♥️. Here, have some more.

Bartylus but it's not all "Barty being annoying and Regulus being pissy"

Bartylus but Barty is the only one who can make Reg giggle after Sirius ran away

Bartylus but Regulus is the one to stroke Barty's hair and tell him it'll be okay after his mom dies

Bartylus but Barty is the only person Regulus lets be clingy and overly touchy to him

Bartylus but Regulus is the only person Barty trusts with his deepest darkest fears

Bartylus, man

with all the negativity and general awfulness recently (even though almost all of it isnt even from tumblr 😭) i figured we deserved some much needed positivity - here's some things i appreciate and think is really cool about some ccs :]

• quackity puts an insane amount of work into his lore streams and it REALLY shows; he's not only able to do those, but also juggle general streaming with, if i remember correctly, going to wholeass law school. he's so hardworking in general and his content is so entertaining too! hes SO goddamn funny and has the absolute best dynamic with everyone? he's pretty much the only dsmp cc i knew of before the dsmp too, ive watched him for years and it's amazing how he's grown :D

• punz is someone ill admit to not watch that much of, im just not very interested in valorant tbh, but still, from everything ive seen he is SO cool. i saw someone once describe him as having "wholesome frat boy energy" and that has never once left my mind, it's so good. he has a very nice stage presence and also deserves another shout-out for being one of the only streamers to tell off chat when they're being weird, you go king. his dsmp character has SO much potential too! he's really funny and has a wonderful dynamic with all his friends, pummel party saturdays are some of the most fun things out there :3

• tubbo isn't quite "underrated" of course but i wouldn't say he gets as much recognition as he deserves, either. this kid is SO talented and so cool and he's going to do amazing things, not like he hasn't already. this goes for several of the ccs, of course, but the fact that he's achieved so much at so young, hell, is BUILDING an add-on to his house with his OWN money, along with having one of the highest concurrent viewer counts on twitch, is crazy. not to mention how INCREDIBLE and interesting his dsmp character is, too! he can act so well, he can even play piano and wrote HUNDREDS of pages of a screenplay of his? everything about tubbo screams talent!

• dream, in my opinion, has one of the most bizarre and inspiring growths ive ever seen from a creator. 20 million subscribers in, what? ~2 years? it's INSANE! his hard work into all his content truly pays off, and he's such a kind person in general - his videos are some of the only ones ill actually regularly rewatch. he's helped so many creators grow and succeed with the dsmp and, speaking of the smp, i love his character SO much, he's so well acted and he's probably my favorite at this point. i could go on and on about c!dream, but ill save that for another day. irl dream? what a stupendous guy :]

• me talking about ranboo is gonna be a little biased no matter what, i mean, look at my url. it's embarrassing. but in any case, if dream's success was crazy ranboos was even crazier; he was a kid on tiktok who became the (at the time) most subscribed streamer on twitch after less than 6 months of streaming. he donated and is still actively donating thousands of dollars to the trevor project, he's so kind, understanding, and friendly, his content makes his lgbt+ audience feel so safe, and man don't even get me started on his lore. his streams about the panic room and the first appearance of the dream voice in january was my first introduction to dsmp lore and it was AMAZING. i can't wait to see where he goes next :D

• badboyhalo is another one who's not exactly underrated, but still deserves more appreciation too. he's so extremely kind and has wonderful friendships with everybody, not to mention how the dream smp might not even exist if it wasn't for him? even through all the jokes, all his friends talk about him so highly, he's just such a cool guy in general. bad has put so much work into his smp character and the egg arc, too, and it really really shows! he always makes sure to thank every single donation, is always so welcoming, and he's honestly super goddamn funny too. love this guy :D his streams always make me smile!

• tommy has absolutely blown up on youtube in the past months and he deserves it so much. it's like, every single time he enters a room (metaphorically or literally) all the attention is INSTANTLY drawn to him, and i mean that in the best way possible. he's one of the funniest youtubers ive ever seen and his videos and streams are always so well put together. he's helped turn the dsmp into what it is today, and on top of all of this he still helps write the story and has an absolutely incredible character who's so well acted every single time he's on screen. plus, some of his friends mention that he's a genuine sweetheart off-camera and that is both amazing and so funny to me. every time i blink he's gained another million subscribers, and im sure it won't be long til he hits 10 mil too ^_^!!

• niki is someone who has to deal with so much bullcrap but, somehow, it never shows. what i mean is that niki is generally always such a nice person, her streams consistently have the absolute best vibes and are always such a pleasure to tune in to. all her escapades into the lore so lovely, her acting skills are so good and she's a master at subtle storytelling. she can even juggle streaming on top of being an artist, too, and has a work ethic i admire so much. i sincerely hope she's having a good day, and wherever she goes next i will be so ecstatic to see :]!!

ill probably reblog this post with additions of more ccs sometime very soon, i think pretty much all of them are so talented, these are just some random specific thoughts of mine :3!

pangi called pinkie pie the alpha of the series and then muted and cheered because he got the name right to pili

barty threatening regulus (who is together w james) with a gun pointed to regulus' face and tells him to suck his cock and records the whole thing

teenagers in media acting like real teenagers will always hold a special place in my heart

crying 😭😭😭 saw this on pinterest and like--

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

the difference between how the ls members are treating pangi eating 18 stacks of bottled honey and killing all of the bees in a 1k block radius is so funny. like everyone else calling him insane while hannah says it was deserved bc they had it in an open chest and clown calls him a devious, hungry little guy 😭😭😭

I snorted ….. (gonna cry lol)

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