"It Wasn’t The Worst Thing In The World, Kissing The Devil" - Barty After His First Kiss With Regulus,

The more I think about the implications of Pangili being a therapist and a patient the more I think they're kinda Harley Quinn and Joker coded.......

Bc yesterday trPangi told trRos that trPili has "always been insane" and that they met in his therapy office. The way he said it kinda sounded like he was bragging about knowing trPili's mind, like that insanity is a big part of what he loves in trPili mmmh...

#SHES SO STRONG NOW IM SO PROUD 😭😭😭

A friendly reminder that THIS is the Lucy Heartfilia we get to see animated

pov youre pangi and youve just been broken up with by your tmasc catboy previous patient situationship and you went to go get blackout drunk, plan to kill everyone, and build a railgun and then your ex-situationship’s mortal enemy that you hate by proxy walks up to you and asks if you can do another therapy session for her and the entire time she talks about the guy who just broke up with you

Pili: There’s an axe, there’s a shovel, but no pickaxe.

Pangi: [Sniggers] Hello, voice chat invite.

Pili: Pleaseeee…pleaseee..please make me a new pickaxe.

Pangi: Hey man!

Pili: OH, oh, uhm. Hey Pangi bro what’s up, can you make me a new pickaxe-

Pangi: [Cackling]

Bad: Hey, is there water falling thing down there.

Pili: Yeah there’s water.

Pangi: Yeah, of course Pili I’ll get you uh-

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”

But it’s Regulus, who’s the best quidditch player in Slytherin and Barty, who reads muggle philosophy when he’s bored

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

The power this trio has over me

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

god bbh, pangi and pili are the best trio ever like they are so fucking bloodthirsty and also deeply silly

they chat about how to murder everyone in the server while sipping their homemade chocolate milk

they're gay your honor